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Kurt Timmermeister

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2012

    Top 5 Ways Seattle Tastes Like Paris

    Holy crap! I nearly oui oui'd my Spanx LMFAO after spotting this sign near an apartment building in Belltown. Yeah, like Parisians let their doggies dump wherever and just stroll on in their designer stilletoes. I've been to the City of Lights a few times and have never stepped in a pile of pooh. Un ... More >>

  • Food

    April 6, 2011

    Eat Lou Kohl

    Meet King County's most dogmatic, bloodthirsty restaurateur.

  • Arts

    February 16, 2011

    The Weekly Wire: The Week's Recommended Events

    Meet King County's most dogmatic, bloodthirsty restaurateur.

  • Calendar

    February 9, 2011

    Kurt Timmermeister

    Meet King County's most dogmatic, bloodthirsty restaurateur.

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2011

    Greatest Hits and What You Missed: Cat Pee, Boob Cheese, and Kenny G

    ​ "I just love the way our unfailingly polite neighbors in the Great White North say basil and pasta and eh, the way they call the ladies' and gents' 'washrooms,' and how rabidly they root for those Canucks. But mostly I am crazy about Vancouver's great food and kick-ass cocktails. Here's a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2011

    Growing a [Modernist] Farmer

    It's time I let you in on a secret. I fantasize all the time. I have wild, indulgent fantasies that sometimes go on for days and would make a hedonist blush. They're detailed, vivid thoughts of sometimes sordid, occasionally illegal, always climactic experiences. I have these fantasies when I'm fal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2011

    Kurt Timmermeister Ensures Human Freedom in the Face of Bovine Pogrom

    Return to the land, people, or this could happen to YOU.​People think that nature is pleasant and fun, like a cuddly puppy that shits cotton candy, or like cinnamon buns baked by an elf. Unfortunately, everyone who thinks that is wrong. The fact is that Mother Earth is cruel, like a robot prog ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2010

    Will Blog for Food: A Garden Party Full of T & A.

    Amy signing a copy of her book​"T" as in Tom Douglas and "A" as in Amy Pennington. Do you know Amy Pennington? For years she was Tom Douglas's assistant, radio producer and all around go-to gal. Now, not only is she the powerhouse behind Go Go Green Garden, she's an author, recently penning Ur ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2009

    The Birth of a New Stinky Cheese: Kurtwood's Dinah

    ​To those of us who've forced our entire family to take a field trip to Camembert -- the one in France -- and badgered flight attendants to let us store a particularly funky taleggio in the airplane fridge during a cross-country trip, the appearance of a new local farmstead cheese is something ... More >>

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