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  • Blogs

    August 17, 2011

    The Decemberists Visit the Dirt Farm: Video Exclusive

    The Decemberists will be in town next week to play Marymoor Park, but the Oregon band has been in Seattle many times before -- both to perform and make the obligatory pilgrimage to Lou Kohl's infamous Dirt Farm. Here, everybody's favorite locavore recalls when The Decembrists paid him a visit. Fo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2011

    In Honor of Soundgarden's Gorge Show, Lou Kohl Recalls His Night With Chris Cornell

    ​The reunion tour of Soundgarden, featuring Chris Cornell, pulls into the Gorge this Saturday, and has sparked scores of nostalgic recollections from scribes and fans alike. But it's likely no one has a Cornell story to top that of Dirt Farm chef Lou Kohl, who, in this latest installment of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 20, 2011

    Lou Kohl on the Time Boy George Was Flown Off the Dirt Farm by a Flock of Seagulls

    ​Those of you familiar with Lou Kohl's career know that the extreme locavore chef is a magnet for celebrities. Often he'll have musicians perform at his secret Cascade foothills restaurant, the Dirt Farm. One of those performers was Boy George. Here, in a continuation of our multipart video ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2011

    Chef Lou Kohl on Onetime Customer Don Knotts: "What Do You Do With Such a Manly Man?"

    ​Looking at the goofy, string-bean frame of the late actor Don Knotts, of The Andy Griffith Show fame, you wouldn't take him for the type of party animal who does tons of blow and shoots and bleeds out animals before he eats them--dumping their blood onto his head in a sort of manic, googly-ey ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2011

    Happy Hour for Hope: Now With Three Times as Many Venues, 100% More Lou Kohl

    Kevin P. CaseyNoRey frontman Alejandro Garcia/extreme locavore chef Lou Kohl.​Happy Hour for Hope is that rare event which allows you to rationalize your passion for liquor by saying, "The more shitfaced I get, the more money goes to charity." If the monthly booze-up has had an unavoidable sho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 3, 2011

    Chef Lou Kohl, Exposed As Fraud, Covers NoRey Songs on Marty Riemer's Podcast

    Ray on the left, NoRey on the right.​Extreme locavore chef Lou Kohl of East King County's fictitious Dirt Farm was exposed a couple weeks ago as being a satirical figment of a shameless writer's imagination. Yet that hasn't stopped Kohl's real-life spokesmodel (avatar?), NoRey frontman Alejand ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2011

    Lou Kohl Doesn't Actually Exist, But It Shouldn't Surprise Anyone If He Did

    Lou Kohl's real name is Alejandro, and he neither grows his own cocaine nor kills llamas.​Most readers correctly guessed that Wednesday's cover story--a profile of a dogmatic, coked-up, llama-killing, Esperanza Spalding-boning, Michael Pollan-scolding, uber-locavore Cascade foothills chef name ... More >>

  • Food

    April 6, 2011

    Eat Lou Kohl

    Meet King County's most dogmatic, bloodthirsty restaurateur.

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2010

    Top 7 Gross Things Found in Food

    Used bandages, animal parts, hypodermic needles, condoms. There are some things (okay, quite a lot) that we don't ever want to think about biting into. But, a few unlucky eaters have literally bitten off more than they could chew -- or imagine. Fortunately, none of them resulted in serious injury or ... More >>

  • Arts

    June 10, 2009

    Opening Nights: Pilot in Peril, Prospero in Pain

    Used bandages, animal parts, hypodermic needles, condoms. There are some things (okay, quite a lot) that we don't ever want to think about biting into. But, a few unlucky eaters have literally bitten off more than they could chew -- or imagine. Fortunately, none of them resulted in serious injury or ... More >>

  • News

    April 15, 1998

    When did we all become women?

    Critics of feminism once predicted it would masculinize women. Guess what: It's done the opposite. And by the way—Nice pants, guy.

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