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Franklin Gutierrez

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    May 9, 2011

    Mariners Baseball Now With 100 Percent Less Milton Bradley

    Mariners: Right back at you, pal. ​There was a time when Mariners outfielder Milton Bradley's dramatic antics were tolerated because, well, he was sort of a decent ballplayer. Those days are over (and have been for some time). Thus, fresh from a suspension, an assault arrest, and batting a pal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 25, 2011

    Franklin Gutierrez Has Irritable Bowel Syndrome and the Mariners Are Crappy.

    Image source​The Mariners' are already seven games under .500 in 2011, so at first blush the news that centerfielder Franklin Gutierrez has been diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), a relatively common but potentially debilitating gastrointestinal illness, seems like the poop-frostin ... More >>

  • Arts

    April 6, 2011

    The Weekly Wire: The Week's Recommended Events

    Image source​The Mariners' are already seven games under .500 in 2011, so at first blush the news that centerfielder Franklin Gutierrez has been diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), a relatively common but potentially debilitating gastrointestinal illness, seems like the poop-frostin ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 30, 2011

    $7-$95

    Image source​The Mariners' are already seven games under .500 in 2011, so at first blush the news that centerfielder Franklin Gutierrez has been diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), a relatively common but potentially debilitating gastrointestinal illness, seems like the poop-frostin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 22, 2010

    Franklin Gutierrez Is the New Mike Cameron

    ​You remember Mike Cameron, don't you? Key piece of what the M's got back in the Griffey trade when Griffey forced his way out of town; and who, currently with Boston, has actually ended up having a better post-trade career than the recently-retired Kid. Five-tool, Gold Glove-caliber center fi ... More >>

  • Music

    June 30, 2010

    Prelude to a Miss

    What entrance music should Ichiro and his teammates use?

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2010

    Mariners Commercials Fail to Make Use of Crazy Milton Bradley's Acting Chops

    Yes, the 2010 Seattle Mariners commercials -- like "Running Catch," featuring a golf-ball-snagging Franklin Gutierrez -- are cute. But they fail to draw from newest Mariner Milton Bradley's significant well of crazy. And just as you don't trade for a bat only to leave it on the bench, you also don ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2009

    Chone Figgins, Not Ichiro, Should Lead Off for M's Next Year

    Meet the man who should replace Ichiro as the Mariners' leadoff hitter.​Now that the M's have signed free agent third baseman Chone Figgins away from the division rival Angels, they're faced with two "good problems." First, given that Figgins can play virtually any position on the field, do th ... More >>

  • Music

    September 9, 2009

    A Shot in the Dark: Break Between Innings

    Safeco Field's dance party between at-bats.

  • Blogs

    July 27, 2009

    Another Night, Another Lopsided Loss for M's

    The Mariners got shellacked at home again, this time 11-4 at the hands of the Toronto Blue Jays, whose fans outnumbered the Mariners' at the Safe. (We knew about Red Sox Nation, but Blue Jay Nation?) But the M's were actually up 4-3 after 5-2/3 innings, until a two-out, no-on, four-run rally by the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2009

    Five Questions for the Mariners to Ponder Going Forward

    1. Should red-hot Franklin Gutierrez hit third instead of fifth? No, but he should hit cleanup. Baseball sense would dictate that you leave a thriving young hitter in the spot in the order where he's thriving, but the M's anemic, Beltre-free lineup dictates that Ken Griffey Jr. is currently the cle ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 6, 2009

    All-Stars!

    The game isn't until next Tuesday, but Mariners Ichiro Suzuki and Felix Hernandez have been named All-Stars. (Full All-Star roster here.) Ichiro was voted in as a starter (for the 9th time in 9 years--here's hoping this year he'll accept the invitation to do the home-run derby) while Felix, like all ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2009

    A Reminder of Why You Should Watch the Mariners (at Least Every Fifth Game)

    There are a number of reasons to watch every Mariners' game--Franklin Gutierrez's defense, Adrian Beltre's defense, Russel Branyan's offense, Ichiro's everything, and boredom. But last night we got a reminder of why one out of every five games really is must-see TV. Felix Hernandez threw a two-hit s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2009

    The Amazing, Ageless Ichiro

    The Mariners have been a pretty sad bunch of late, but they're still providing some reasons to watch their games. Felix Hernandez and Erik Bedard have been mostly masterful, Jason Vargas is off to a terrific start, and Franklin Gutierrez is covering more grass than John Deere. But the undisputed sta ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 27, 2009

    Mariners Waving the White Flag on This Season

    So says the USS Mariner's Dave Cameron, in so many words. Management, he notes (citing this report from Geoff Baker) is telling the team's older players that the team is looking to go in a younger direction. So the older, established players ("established at what?", you might ask) are more likely to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 15, 2009

    Rowland-Smith to DL, Ichiro Back Off It

    As suspected, Ichiro Suzuki will return to the top of the M's order tonight against the Angels, and Endy Chavez will bat second. Additional lineup tinkering involves Franklin Gutierrez hitting ninth and Yuni Betancourt moving into the eight-hole. And starter Ryan Rowland-Smith has been placed on the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2009

    Erik With a 'K', and a Tough Start to Not Starting

    Who says Erik doesn't smile?Surly Canuck Erik Bedard showed the stuff that made Mariner fans (irrationally) hopeful about last season, striking out 8 in 5 innings and displaying a devastating curveball, or yakker. (He was yanked after 5 innings because he's on a pitch count.) Franklin Gutierrez co ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2009

    Mariners on Pace for 162 Wins, 162 Homers Apiece From Griffey, Gutierrez

    High-fives for everyone!For at least one night, the M's looked like a juggernaut. Despite a sprained ankle, slimmed-down Felix Hernandez pitched like a mature, efficient ace, needing only 97 pitches to cover 8 innings; Ken Griffey Jr. picked up where he left off (at least at the plate) with a home r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 27, 2009

    Know Thy M's: A Stat-tastic Mariners Round-up

    There are many good things about being a Mariners fan. Er, at least there are a few. One of them is the hyper-stat-literate Mariners blogosphere that converts all those obscure baseball metrics into explanations the lay fan can understand. With spring training underway, those scribes have gone int ... More >>

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