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  • Blogs

    March 19, 2012

    The Worst Moments from SXSW 2012

    The last few days, Village Voice Media's indefatigable music staff has been regaling you with stories of the best from SXSW 2012. In the midst of these discoveries, we've been culling another list: the worst shit. The acts that ranged from huge bore-fests to downright lame. Below, you'll find our cr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 18, 2012

    The Best of SXSW Music: Saturday 3/17/2012

    So, we come to it: the end of all things. Four days of madness, Doritos, Skrillex and finally, St. Patrick's Day. Before we bid SXSW 2012 farewell, allow us to share our favorite moments from SXSW day four. Later, we'll let you know which shows weren't so hot. Find our favorites below, and if there ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2012

    The Best of SXSW Music: Friday 3/16/2012

    If you're familiar with chaos theory, which in its basic form is the attempt to find patterns in the random acts of shit on Earth, then you may understand the difficulty that comes with describing a full day at SXSW. To break down the chaos, Village Voice Media's roving music editors have selected t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2011

    Seattle Sticks to No-Sugary Snack Plan for Parks

    ​One of the many weaknesses in my tennis game - in addition to my forehand, backhand and serve - is my inability to show up for a match with a Thermos-full of water. I'm invariably scampering to the clubhouse by the second set, looking for a supplementary beverage. I tend to drink whatever's b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 6, 2011

    Bug Chef Serves Mealworm Brioche and Cricket Orzo at Insect Feast Tomorrow Night

    ​Insect-eating was odd and icky, until a pair of Dutch entomologists began touting the practice as a way to save the world. According to an op-ed essay published last February in the Wall Street Journal, insects require less feed, less water and less space than conventional livestock - and pr ... More >>

  • Arts

    August 31, 2011

    The Weekly Wire: The Week's Recommended Events

    ​Insect-eating was odd and icky, until a pair of Dutch entomologists began touting the practice as a way to save the world. According to an op-ed essay published last February in the Wall Street Journal, insects require less feed, less water and less space than conventional livestock - and pr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2011

    Reviewing the Review: Just Like Grandma Used to Make

    ​Reviews aren't the right platform for prattling on about myself, but since blogs are the official medium of narcissism, I figure this is the proper spot for a story about Golden Beetle and my personal culinary history. Golden Beetle, which I reviewed this week, serves dishes from across the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2011

    HT Oaktree Market: Great for Groceries, Disappointing for Dinner

    Don't eat me!​Where most businesses strive for excellence, HT Oaktree Market revels in its mediocrity. The floors are dirty and littered with buckets to catch the drips from the ceiling when it rains. Tilapia swim miserably in murky tanks, waiting to become dinner. The pastry case has been emp ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 31, 2011

    Okinawa Teriyaki Takes Over John's Wok Downtown, Charlestown Street Café Closes in West Seattle, & More

    Okinawa Teriyaki is now bigger and better!​You may recall Mike Seely wrote a heartfelt eulogy after John's Wok at 1022 Alaskan Way closed. The closest convenience store to Seattle Weekly headquarters sold many staffers its overpriced bags of Doritos, hangover-curing breakfast sandwiches, and c ... More >>

  • Food

    March 23, 2011

    Our 107 Favorite Restaurants, 2011

    From burgers and pizza to steak and sashimi, the Great Seattle Food Pyramid takes shape.

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2011

    Looking Back: Capitol Hill and Ballard Ruled the Restaurant Scene in 2010

    High 5 Pie on Capitol Hill.​In 2010, Seattle was abuzz with restaurant closings and openings, a result of the volatile economy. Capitol Hill was the busiest of the neighborhoods, with a lengthy list of new pie shops, Thai restaurants, and bars, with closings to match. Ballard wasn't far behind ... More >>

  • Food

    January 12, 2011

    La Bete Puts the B in Superb

    Chez Gaudy's successor is SUPER BADASS!

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2010

    Counting Down 2010's Top 9 Grillaxin Recipes

    Photo by Leslie KellyMike "Suey" Sulak charmed us with his red-hot burger and his picture-perfect moustache.​If we were going to pitch a cookbook to some high-powered publisher, we'd wouldn't need to look far for some mighty fine inspiration. The chefs, line cooks, pastry divas and jam makers ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2010

    Greatest Hits and What You Missed: Bourdain, Lizards and Loko

    Hey Tony, nice cock​ "Anthony Bourdain earned his reputation as the "bad boy of cuisine" by drinking, smoking, and swearing his way through exotic eating adventures on the Discovery Channel's No Reservations. This is a man who's bravely tried seal eyeballs, sheep testicles, and a warthog's re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 9, 2010

    Eating Twinkies and Donuts Will Make You Lose Weight (Kinda)

    ​First, there was the potato diet: 20 potatoes a day and nothing else, being attempted by Chris Voight, Executive Director of the Washington State Potato Commission in order to prove that potatoes are nutritious, good for you, and can help you lose weight (provided you don't cover them in fros ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2010

    7 Food Flops, FAILs, and Duds

    Besides the crap your mom used to feed you when you were a kid, there's a lot of food that was so riddled with failure it never won the battle of the grocery aisle, let alone your lunch box. Because we're feeling a little sentimental today, we decided to compile a list of some of the best worst food ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 22, 2010

    Open Call for MasterChef, Season 2: For Those About To Suck...

    "For the love of god, not another fucking casserole!"​Are you a total amateur in the kitchen? Do you have a completely inflated sense of your own self-worth and believe beyond any shadow of a doubt that you belong on a quasi-reality television cooking show? Did your crazy aunt once taste one o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 7, 2010

    Get A Load Of This Blazing Hot Burger Recipe

    Photo by Leslie KellyDouble-smoked bacon is one of the ingredients in Suey's award-winning burger.​Mike "Suey" Sulak, a Seattle firefighter who does most of the cooking at Station No. 8, won a recent contest sponsored by Kidd Valley with his Blazing Flashover Burger. A variation of that creati ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2010

    Firehouse Chef Smokes The Competition At Kidd Valley Cookoff

    Photo by Leslie KellyMike "Suey" Sulak can put out a fire and fry up a mighty fine burger.​Mike "Suey" Sulak is the fireman with the meal plan. When he's on duty, Suey does the cooking at Engine House No. 8 on top of Queen Anne. Sometimes, he uses his firehouse family as guinea pigs, testing r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2010

    Wok Block: Legendary Western Avenue Convenience Store Inconveniently Closes

    Fucking donkeys! Where will I get my Cheetos now?​John's Wok on Spring & Western was, until a couple days ago, the closest convenience store to Seattle Weekly World Headquarters. But now, where overpriced bags of Doritos and hangover-curing breakfast sandwiches were once viewable, butcher pape ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 9, 2010

    Jose Lopez Is the Worst Hitter In Baseball

    ​The Mariners already have the worst starting pitcher in baseball. But throwing the baseball only accounts for, um...hold on a second...half! That's right! Pitching is only half of the game. There's also that hitting thing. Thank goodness then that we also have Jose Lopez, the worst hitter in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2010

    Child Nutrition and Food Stamp Funding: God Does Not Give With Both Hands

    flickr user Ben SamSchool lunch: about to get better​It was an eventful week in the Senate, particularly on the subject of food. The good news: yesterday the Senate passed the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, which, if signed into law, will give $4.5 billion over 10 years to fund federal child ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2010

    Meanwhile, Over At The News Division: Popcorn Lung Lawsuits

    If you look close, you can almost see the kernels​Over at the Daily Weekly, Caleb Hannan is reporting on (yet another) popcorn lung lawsuit being filed by some junked up compulsive eater now trying to score big dollars off of ConAgra. In his piece he actually quotes a line from the popcorn a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 9, 2010

    Will Blog for Food: A Super Bowl Party Gone to Hell

    In this new weekly Voracious column, yours truly has undertaken the incredibly difficult task of reporting on what the uber-foodies of our city serve to their guest when they throw parties. All of these shindigs will have two things in common: they'll have good food and they'll be hosted by those yo ... More >>

  • News

    November 18, 2009

    Go Cups

    Starbucks is just the latest in a long line of head-scratching NASCAR sponsors.

  • Blogs

    November 13, 2009

    The Five Most Unlikely NASCAR Sponsorships

    Nothing says "easy pun" like a car with Viagra on its hood.​Yesterday when we found out that Starbucks was the latest company to buy ad space on a NASCAR vehicle we reacted with stupefied disbelief. Not being NASCAR fans, the partnership didn't seem to make sense. What did $4-a-cup coffee have ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2009

    Coffee Is for Closers, and Jake Locker's Looking Awfully Tired Right Now

    ​You know the dude: smart, funny, great-looking, utterly devoid of love handles, doesn't need aluminum-tinged deodorant to shut down the pit that won't quit in a humid bar, genuinely listens to people rather than waiting to talk, loves camping and Sarah McLachlan. On paper, and even in person, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2009

    Microsoft's Next Frontier in Video Game Realism: Commercial Breaks

    Never mind that real game show contestants don't watch commercials during commercial breaks, virtual game show contestants on Microsoft's recently beta-released Xbox game "1 vs. 100" will be forced to watch ads. Honda, Sprint, 7-11, and Doritos are already running ads. The ads "add to the realism, ... More >>

  • Calendar

    June 18, 2008

    Grynch, Marc Sense, D. Black\DJ Marc Sense

    Saturday, June 21

  • Film

    May 21, 2008

    Week 1 Picks & Pans

    Saturday, June 21

  • Music

    November 14, 2007

    Fallout Boy Returns With Tigertail

    Former owners of Fallout Records and Box Pop invest in Ballard's booze business.

  • Food

    November 7, 2007

    Georgetown Truck Stop or Your Buddy's Cramped Kitchen

    Either way, the menu's limited.

  • Music

    October 17, 2007

    Sully’s Snowgoose Saloon

    What’s this hoppy chalet doing on Phinney Ridge instead of in Leavenworth?

  • Food

    February 21, 2007

    Organicize Me

    Our intrepid reporter spends a month ingesting only organic foods so you don't have to.

  • Diversions

    May 24, 2006

    Perfect Summer Pools

    Splashy or serene, they're essential to the season.

  • Food

    April 12, 2006

    Hunting, Gathering

    Found: the food book of the year, and other interesting tidbits.

  • Arts

    February 8, 2006

    Train Gang

    The comic threesome Train of Thought sketches out a fun evening. Plus: William Chapman Nyaho and Warabiza.

  • Arts

    February 16, 2005

    This Week's Reads

    Kirsten Sundberg, Abha Dawesar, Chris Turner, Heather Barbieri, and Mireille Guiliano.

  • Diversions

    February 9, 2005

    Good-bye Girl (I Mean It—Go!)

    Kirsten Sundberg, Abha Dawesar, Chris Turner, Heather Barbieri, and Mireille Guiliano.

  • Film

    March 3, 2004

    This Week's Attractions

    Kirsten Sundberg, Abha Dawesar, Chris Turner, Heather Barbieri, and Mireille Guiliano.

  • Arts

    August 20, 2003

    This Week's Reads

    Tom Groneberg, Adam Johnson, John Rember, and Ian Spiegelman.

  • Food

    November 6, 2002

    Bachelor's Pad

    Cheese steaks and French dips for picky junk-food eaters.

  • Food

    September 25, 2002

    Weenies Not for Wimps

    Matt's Famous: hunky eats at depression prices.

  • News

    July 17, 2002

    The Ask Master

    Matt's Famous: hunky eats at depression prices.

  • Music

    April 11, 2001

    CD Reviews

    Matt's Famous: hunky eats at depression prices.

  • News

    April 4, 2001

    News Clips— When zebras attack

    Matt's Famous: hunky eats at depression prices.

  • News

    December 27, 2000

    What were we thinking!?!

    Regrets? We have a few too many.

  • Music

    May 5, 1999

    Smokin' grooves and the Inner Rollins

    Regrets? We have a few too many.

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