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Arizona Diamondbacks

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2010

    The Seven Worst Days for Seattle Sports in 2010

    ​Really, this post could have just been entitled "Your 2010 Seattle Mariners!" But that's lazy. And fails to account for the Seahawks' stupidest moment of the past year. And who would want to pass up a chance to make fun of Pete Carroll? (Answer: no one.) Let's talk trash about local sports, s ... More >>

  • News

    September 22, 2010

    Pinalcchio

    Renowned forensics experts say a Pinal County deputy's high-profile tale about getting shot after encountering drug smugglers doesn't add up.

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2010

    Randy Johnson Played a Rock Photographer at Lollapalooza

    ​Not content with looking conspicuous as a professional athlete, former Mariner great, future Hall of Famer and all around large human Randy Johnson is now taking his talents to that small strip between the mosh pit and the stage. That's right, the tallest man you've ever seen is now a rock ph ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 6, 2010

    Short-Time Mariner Eric Byrnes Being Paid $11 Million to Play Beer-League Softball

    Ex-Mariner Byrnes can actually wear this exact outfit while playing for his new team.​Don't feel too bad for Eric Byrnes, the veteran backup outfielder who was recently shown the door by the Mariners after batting .094, blowing a suicide squeeze, and demonstrating an inability to catch fly bal ... More >>

  • Diversions

    May 5, 2010

    Things About Arizona That Don’t Suck

    Ex-Mariner Byrnes can actually wear this exact outfit while playing for his new team.​Don't feel too bad for Eric Byrnes, the veteran backup outfielder who was recently shown the door by the Mariners after batting .094, blowing a suicide squeeze, and demonstrating an inability to catch fly bal ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 29, 2010

    Byrnt Out: How Much Washed-Up Weight Can the M's Roster Continue to Carry?

    Replace the "cks" with a "g" on the jersey, and this photo would captionize itself.​Some things never change, do they? Just like last year, the Seattle Mariners are a team with a sensational pitching staff--and this is a statement that precedes All-Star acquisition Cliff Lee's debut Friday. An ... More >>

  • News

    January 13, 2010

    Saluting the Unit

    The real appeal of Randy Johnson.

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2010

    Remembering Randy Johnson's Black-and-Blue Collar Appeal

    The Big Unit will doubtless be the only Hall-of-Famer to have rocked a greasy, curly mullet in his prime.​With Randy Johnson's retirement yesterday and Edgar Martinez's coming up well short in today's Hall-of-Fame balloting, it appears that it will be the former who will be the first player to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 18, 2009

    The Five Best Years for Good Pitchers on Bad Teams

    Zack Greinke's good year for a bad team may have been great, but it wasn't the greatest.​For too long, baseball writers who selected the year-end award-winners relied too much on wins to determine who had a good year. The arbitrary 20-win mark became a bar that, if crossed, almost guaranteed s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 5, 2009

    Will Big Unit Enter Hall as Mariner or Diamondback?

    This morning's "Mitch in the Morning" show on KJR took up an interesting topic: whether Randy Johnson will enter the Hall of Fame with a Mariner or Arizona Diamondback ballcap on. To gain a somewhat objective perspective, host Mitch Levy called a couple sporting goods stores in the St. Louis area, ... More >>

  • News

    August 31, 2005

    A Duel at Safeco Field

    It's Randy Johnson vs. Felix Hernandez!

  • News

    March 31, 2004

    The New Bleacher Bums

    These fans think they know better than the Mariners. They predict the M's again will finish the season behind the Oakland A's. And they say they have the data to prove it. Second-guessing owners and managers is easier than ever in the age of the spreadsheet.

  • News

    February 12, 2003

    Ancient Mariners

    Slow and steady still might win the A.L. West race.

  • News

    November 20, 2002

    The Rookie

    The new Mariner skipper has an 0-0 record as a Major League manager.

  • Music

    November 14, 2001

    Days of our nights

    The new Mariner skipper has an 0-0 record as a Major League manager.

  • News

    May 2, 2001

    News Clips— Curse of the ancient mariner?

    The new Mariner skipper has an 0-0 record as a Major League manager.

  • News

    February 28, 2001

    News Clips— Needle Exchange

    The new Mariner skipper has an 0-0 record as a Major League manager.

  • Arts

    July 5, 2000

    Batman

    Start building the statue — Edgar Martinez has become the face of Seattle. And he's hitting damn well, too.

  • News

    January 5, 2000

    Told ya so

    Start building the statue — Edgar Martinez has become the face of Seattle. And he's hitting damn well, too.

  • News

    March 10, 1999

    Nine more to go

    Start building the statue — Edgar Martinez has become the face of Seattle. And he's hitting damn well, too.

  • News

    February 24, 1999

    Coming soon: $29 hot dog

    The numbers look bleak for the Mariners. Can another bailout be far behind?

  • Music

    July 22, 1998

    The correct spelling is R-A-W-K

    Loud guitars and tight pants will never go out of style.

  • Arts

    May 20, 1998

    What, no vinyl siding?

    Loud guitars and tight pants will never go out of style.

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