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'Star Wars Writer' Job Is a Gig You'll Obi Want

​As horse-carcass cannoli-filler Jasha Lottin taught us, knowing one's Star Wars trivia is important. Don't believe me? Here's a local job that will pay you (albeit poorly) to know which planet Jedi High Councilmember Plo Koon is from (psst: it's Dorin).

Drive: Ryan Gosling as Chivalrous Psycho

​As horse-carcass cannoli-filler Jasha Lottin taught us, knowing one's Star Wars trivia is important. Don't believe me? Here's a local job that will pay you (albeit poorly) to know which planet Jedi High Councilmember Plo Koon is from (psst: it's Dorin).

Megan Fox or Rosie Huntington-Whitley? It Doesn't Matter in Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon

Rose Huntington-Whitley vs. Megan Fox​The Dinner: Truffle fries, washed down with several rum and diet cokes at iPic Theatres, 16451 N.E. 74th St., Redmond. The Movie: Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon at the same venue The Screenplate: An enormous buzz surrounded the third installment in ... More >>

1 Thelma & Louise

Rose Huntington-Whitley vs. Megan Fox​The Dinner: Truffle fries, washed down with several rum and diet cokes at iPic Theatres, 16451 N.E. 74th St., Redmond. The Movie: Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon at the same venue The Screenplate: An enormous buzz surrounded the third installment in ... More >>

New SIFF Review: Nobody

​Romeo and Juliet in contemporary Athens? Not exactly. Director Christos Nikoleris adds street racing, MTV cutting, Greek hip-hop, and elements of The Odyssey to his tale of young love and rival clans, but the cocktail tastes flat despite his very polished glass. Some of the modern updates, ho ... More >>

Patton Oswalt

​Romeo and Juliet in contemporary Athens? Not exactly. Director Christos Nikoleris adds street racing, MTV cutting, Greek hip-hop, and elements of The Odyssey to his tale of young love and rival clans, but the cocktail tastes flat despite his very polished glass. Some of the modern updates, ho ... More >>

Big Trouble in Little China

​Romeo and Juliet in contemporary Athens? Not exactly. Director Christos Nikoleris adds street racing, MTV cutting, Greek hip-hop, and elements of The Odyssey to his tale of young love and rival clans, but the cocktail tastes flat despite his very polished glass. Some of the modern updates, ho ... More >>

A Meeting of the Minds

Duff McKagan's column runs every Thursday on Reverb. Or sometimes Friday.​ Many of you readers of this column are also quite active in the comment area. If you are one of those people, then no doubt you are probably keenly aware of a gentleman who posts under the screen name "AxlReznor." Axl ... More >>

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Duff McKagan's column runs every Thursday on Reverb. Or sometimes Friday.​ Many of you readers of this column are also quite active in the comment area. If you are one of those people, then no doubt you are probably keenly aware of a gentleman who posts under the screen name "AxlReznor." Axl ... More >>

W. Kamau Bell

Duff McKagan's column runs every Thursday on Reverb. Or sometimes Friday.​ Many of you readers of this column are also quite active in the comment area. If you are one of those people, then no doubt you are probably keenly aware of a gentleman who posts under the screen name "AxlReznor." Axl ... More >>

A Second Serving of Tron

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Die Hard

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Metropolis

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Big Trouble in Little China

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Airplane!

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Spookshow Spectacular

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Kenny Loggins

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Matthew E. Kahn

Walt Disney StudiosWilde as the cyber-dream of every 12-year-old boy gamer.​The Dinner: Chicken Pad Thai at Jamjuree (509 15th Ave E.). The Movie: Tron: Legacy at Thornton Place (301 N.E. 103rd St.). The Screenplate: Did Thai food even exist in 1982? I mean the U.S.-imported, ubiquitous food ... More >>

Sylvester Stallone Reheats the '80s

Statham shooting his gun from the nose of a plane--nothing phallic about that, nope.Karen Ballard​The Dinner: Chicken satay skewers and Sinhga, at Thai Ginger (Pacific Place). The Movie: The Expendables, at Pacific Place (600 Pine St.). The Screenplate: You remember that time we were pinned ... More >>

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Statham shooting his gun from the nose of a plane--nothing phallic about that, nope.Karen Ballard​The Dinner: Chicken satay skewers and Sinhga, at Thai Ginger (Pacific Place). The Movie: The Expendables, at Pacific Place (600 Pine St.). The Screenplate: You remember that time we were pinned ... More >>

KJR Listeners Affirm Megan Fox's Status as the Best Jerk-Off Fodder on the Planet

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

James Bond Fest

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Dieselboy

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Big Trouble in Little China

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Rashomon

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Big Trouble in Little China

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

The Hunger

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Robots at SFM

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Zeitgeist: The Films of Our Times

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Quantum of Solace: Not So Royale as the Last 007 Flick

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Thelma & Louise

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Movies at the Mural

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

My Neighbor Totoro

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Bond...and Beyond

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Robots: A Designer’s Collection of Miniature Mechanical Marvels

Megan Fox, KJR-AM's 2010 "Queen of the Hardwood"​The annual drama that is KJR-950's post-NCAA tourney "Bigger Dance" is finally over, and it has ended with Transformers actress Megan Fox trouncing jumbo-knockered British model Keeley Hazell in this afternoon's four-quarter final round, 231-159 ... More >>

Gross Points

Three smart new books analyze movie giganticism. Bigger may not be better so far as viewers—and readers—are concerned, but it's definitely the future.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines: Arnold Returns to Form

But something more important is missing.

The Matrix Reloaded: Why Bother?

Multiplying cast members clog up the reload, but this Matrix is still a killer.

X-Men 2: Hugh Jackman in Coasting Mode

Comic-book sequel can't change its shape.

Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones: A Sequel We Didn't Need

The fate of the universe lies in the pants of a horny teenager.