Afternoon Edition: Fallon, Squid and a Lost bag of Meth
Posted yesterday at 1:54 pm by Jesse Froehling
Giant squid now terrorizing B.C. as well!
The great thing about working at Microsoft is that when your conscience finally catches up with you, you can switch to the non-profit sector and still stay in the family.
Is that your bag of Meth behind the slot machine?
Jimmy Fallon is the new Conan O'Brien
Local Groups Mobilizing to Help Chinese Earthquake Victims
Feds Combing Jails for Illegal Immigrants
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Afternoon Edition: Crazed Hitters and Slutty Mermaids
Posted May 9 at 2:01 pm by Laura Onstot
Lock up your daughters! The original Sbux logo is back.
Clay Bennett can't win for losing.
The problem with Starbucks isn't that it bullied its way to coffee top dog with lattes that appeal to the lowest common denominator, it's the skanky mermaid logo.
And speaking of women that totally freak out religious crazies—what if Hillary started pandering to white trash a year ago?
Why did Boeing lose out on the refueling tanker contract? A 0.11 deficiency in Fleet Effectiveness Value. Obviously.
Talk about a tease: Billboard says Rage Against the Machine and Prince aren’t actually going to play Bumbershoot. Sorry!
Texas may take a page from the NY tax collectors book and go after Amazon.
Richie Sexson: Douchebag. Coming soon to MySpace profiles everywhere.
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Afternoon Edition: Scary-Ass Squid-Photo Warning
Posted May 8 at 3:38 pm by Mark Fefer
Giant, predatory squid (possibly resembling the one seen above) invading Puget Sound!
Crazy guy on bike clogs I-5 traffic, fails to look for sharrow.
In unrelated bike news: Gig Harbor man with no legs and one arm to ride his bike across the United States. Will follow sharrows wherever possible.
This guy's the man when it comes to finding wicked awesome travel deals.
Larsen hitches his wagon to Obama.
Dire warnings of world-wide apocalyptic famine are good news for one Issaquah-based retailer.
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Afternoon Edition: Oil & Water
Posted May 7 at 2:02 pm by Mike Seely
Mayor Nickels vows to parch the barons of bottled water.
Northwest political leaders much more accepting of Big Oil profits after learning basic arithmetic from president of Shell Oil.
Bill Gates notices his kids compulsively posting on this “Facebook”¯ thing, decides maybe he should buy it.
WSF closer to getting rid of their passenger-only boats. Then they'll really have no backups.
Did the Mariners trade the wrong closer to Baltimore? (Note absence of Putz)
Karl Malone's a deadbeat dad — and possibly a child rapist to boot.
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Afternoon Edition: Want to Join Everett?
Posted May 6 at 4:27 pm by Chris Kornelis— If you're going to shoplift in Bremerton, 'tis best not to have a sweet tooth.
— OMG! The new Zune 2.5 will, like, make you the most popular kid in high
school! Srsly!
— Sea-Tac tries to curb greenhouse gases. Maybe.
— On the one hand maybe it's a shame that the value of your home is
sinking.
— On the other hand, living in denial can be fun too.
— Little big town: Everett annexation could add 62,000 new residents.
- Sonics owners in response to accusations of bad faith: “no, you’re the jerk!”¯
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Afternoon Edition: Lexis Lanes, Heavy Drinking Sells Out and Yahoo
Posted May 5 at 3:09 pm by Jesse Froehling
On first ever rush hour, Lexis lanes running smoothly
For $229, you can have Steve Jobs in your living room.
Wall Street to Yahoo: You are nothing without Microsoft. Nothing!
Stevie Wonder's Coming to Town; Want to Buy a Bar?
Amazon finds time in its busy NY sales tax law fighting to bring you out-of-print discs from Harry Mancini.
Spurned by U.S. military, Boeing turns to Iraq.
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Afternoon Edition: Today, Ripping off the TNT
Posted May 2 at 12:48 pm by Mark Fefer
Pierce County cops to spend entire day atop a doughnut shop.
Ax attack: Tacoma golf course's lone tree isn't dead yet.
Ballmer must eat! Ballmer hungry! Ballmer want Yahoo!
Tell Seely, (and Adriana and Jonathan and all the rest) that Metro bus-riding ain’t ALL bad.
Perhaps you thought you'd use your IRS rebate check to purchase rice for your children? Well, the Washington State Lottery has a much, much better idea!
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Afternoon Edition: At the Car Wash, By Mandate
Posted April 30 at 12:58 pm by Mike Seely$3.73: One gallon of gas, or three burgers at Dick's. Of course, you'll probably be driving to Dick's to get those burgers, seeing as Dick's is a drive-in. But anyway....
No more residential car washing? Not if the top Bear gets his way.
Was it suicide or was a Washington state trooper murdered?
Brazil futballers to smoke Canada on May 31 in Seattle.
Covington lawmaker booked on suspicion of domestic violence.
Kevin Durant to be named rookie of the year.
Coming soon to ABC Family: Carried Home.
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Afternoon Edition: Ballmer, Barack, and Brows
Posted April 29 at 3:10 pm by Chris Kornelis
— Ballmer not through with Yahoo?
— Police say Lovelychild killed a man in Tukwilla after authors signed their book on Dr. Dre.
— If Barack Obama ever DOES decide to wear a lapel pin, he should
definitely avoid these.
— It was only a matter of time before an alleged video of the Jimi
Hendrix, uh, experience, surfaced.
— Bezos battles the NY Amazon tax.
— "Before All Hell Breaks Loose," now on sale at Rev. Ken's heterosexual parish.
— Specially Groomed Eyebrows A Headache At Oregon High School
— Speaking of Grooming: Lou Piniella's Balls Featured on Deadspin
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Afternoon Edition: The Boat's Real, the Puppy's Not
Posted April 28 at 5:57 pm by Chris Kornelis
— Will Blethen's little union problem in Maine hold up his big sale?
— Good News for the Seattle Newspaper Business?
— And some sunshine for our ferries?
— Now some bad news: that dog in Africa may not be real.
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