There are many ways to express anger. According to a post by the KOMONews Crime Blotter, a woman in North Seattle recently proved this point - by drunkenly shitting on the bumper of a cop car.
According to the KOMO post, which cites police reports, the 44-year-old suspect arrived at a bar in the 10500 block of Greenwood Avenue North last Wednesday night and immediately handed a bar employee her keys - with instructions to not give them back. Eventually, a cab was called for the woman - but she refused to get in, instead demanding that her car keys be returned. When the bar employee refused, the woman allegedly became angry and punched the employee several times in the face and chest. The woman also allegedly attacked a bar patron in the parking lot, grabbing a woman by the throat and pushing her into a garbage can.
Naturally, cops were called to the scene.
According to KOMO, that’s when the shitting started:
Officers arrived to find the suspect inside the business, swaying and leaning against the bar for support while reportedly yelling at the staff.
According to the report, the suspect was either unable or unwilling to answer an officer’s questions. The officer reports she would only repeat the phrase, “I am a lawyer; show me respect.”
After officers had handcuffed the suspect, it was discovered she had somehow managed to defecate on the bumper of a patrol car, as well as twice in the street, according to the report.
That’ll show ‘em.
According to KOMO, the woman was booked into King County Jail.