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Timo Maas and Armand Van Helden

Also: The Constantines, Githead, Johnny "Guitar" Watson, and Sarah McLachlan.

Mikael Wood, Laura Cassidy, Nate Patrin, Rachel Shimp

Published on October 12, 2005

TIMO MAAS
Pictures
(Warner Bros./Ultra)

ARMAND VAN HELDEN
Nympho
(Ultra)

The oft-heard complaint that electronic music is too repetitive can be true, though it voids itself if there's something in a song worth repeating. On the new artist albums from scene veterans Maas and Van Helden, that's not always the case, though they've authored insistent grooves in their day. New York–based Van Helden came to mainstream prominence in 1996–97 following popular remixes of Tori Amos' "Professional Widow" and Sneaker Pimps' "Spin Spin Sugar," which found him the go-to guy for folks looking for club cred from the Stones to Puff Daddy. Maas' Music for the Maases compilation—with all his production monikers, an artist album in disguise—included his biggest hit, a sterling remix of Azzido da Bass' "Doom's Night," and coincided with a residency at N.Y.C.'s Twilo in 2000, as the lights in mega-clubland were starting to dim.

On his production debut, Loud, Maas enlisted Kelis' pipes for the doom-and-gloom orchestration and playful breakbeat of "Help Me," and she reappears on Pictures' best track, "4 Ur Ears." It's the sexiest jam on an album stuck in spooksville. Of the six other guest vocalists, the nasal strain of Placebo's Brian Molko grates the most. The title track casts him as sexual predator, growling, "I won't hurt you unless you ask me to," over anxiety-inducing strings, and "First Day"—with Molko's endless refrain of "It's the first day of the rest of your life"—crams eternity into just under four minutes. Similarly plodding along, MC Rodney P's sci-fi rude bwoy on "Release" sings, "My potion's addictive," but I reckon it'd go down smoother with a spliff. Separate Pictures' instrumental tracks from that noise, and their ghostly, creaking effects will drift perfectly from your dry-iced porch this Halloween.

Van Helden's Nympho also works the sexy/scary angle with murky results, but it's a lot more fun. It opens with the scream of someone high-kicking off a Marshall stack—Van Helden, who's known to sample the Scorpions, as Virgin Killer—trailed by guitar fuzz and the riotous climax between a hefty 4/4 and a cowbell. Van Helden howls and struts his macho altar ego all over the album, pausing on "Juicy" to describe how he's—gag—achin' and earth-quakin' for his girl's plump and juicy bacon. It's a deranged take on the post-electroclash N.Y.C. scene of recent years, with Rapture-ish funk bass lines and spoiled-brat vocal affectations throughout. Speaking of spoiled brats, uptown babes Spalding Rockwell appear on "Hear My Name," Van Helden's smash from last year's New York: A Mix Odyssey. It's a giddy, rambunctious tune anyone could have sung, and they're milking the association while promoting their horrid album, but I'll give them credit for seizing a fun opportunity. Though Nympho's anthems are as exhausting as Pictures' groovy forebodings, Van Helden didn't once call his style "Cool Cheese" for nothing. RACHEL SHIMP

THE CONSTANTINES
Tournament of Hearts
(Sub Pop)

"Years from now they will make water from the reservoirs of our idiot tempers," Constantines frontman Bryan Webb sings in "Soon Enough," an organ-encrusted cut from the Toronto fivesome's third album. Well, if things get really bad, "they" will also wonder where the legacy of midperiod Pearl Jam ended up—not the Dionysian grunge-pop of Ten and Vs., but the (relatively) difficult stuff from Yield and Riot Act, where the band traded their supersized sweep for a sort of salty folk-punk introspection. Those underworked anthropologists-to-be should start their search with Tournament of Hearts. Throughout this peculiar little album, Webb and his bandmates seem propelled by the same kind of tension that gripped Pearl Jam: They're distrustful of the immediacy of a pop song (albeit for different reasons than Eddie Vedder), yet they're also unwilling to resist the pull of a rock anthem, so the songs derive a great deal of energy from the back-and-forth between fist-pumping choruses and knotty instrumental passages. (Canada is becoming something of a safe haven for conscientious indie-rock objectors; the new CD by Montreal's Wolf Parade throbs with an arresting ambivalence, too.) Like Vedder, Webb sings opaquely in a gruff voice about both breaking free and mastering desire. In "Love in Fear," he longs to "lust with raging lungs," while Will Kidman's tinkling keyboards seem to taunt him with the promise of release. How long must he sing this song? MIKAEL WOOD

The Constantines play Neumo's with the Hold Steady and Tim Fite at 8 p.m. Sat., Oct. 15. $10 adv.

GITHEAD
Profile
(Swim~)

Either Colin Newman has finally gotten old or he's become young again. The Wire frontman and his collaborators, Malka Spigel and Max Franken of Israeli/Dutch post-punks Minimal Compact and Robin Rimbaud of Scanner, are much more subtle, restrained, and esoteric than Newman has been on his recent collaborations with his former bandmates. But Githead aren't entirely serious, either. Whereas Wire's recent Read and Burn series is aggressively shouty, aggressively angular, and aggressively aggressive, Profile is at once laid-back and playful, atmospheric and poppy. Either Newman's new band has convinced him that good music doesn't have to be loud, or they've collectively decided that '80s synth pop is, in fact, punk. Lead track "Alpha" is slow and cinematic; lines of Newman's deadpan lyrics stack on top of each other lazily and languidly, like they have all the time in the world. Two short, simple, fuzzed guitar interludes are the only hint that someone from Thatcher's England is involved. Next, "My LCA (Little Box of Magic)" recalls the breezy, electronic dream pop of California's Book of Love. Wire fans will hear that band in "Cosmology for Beginners" and elsewhere, but Scanner fans get just as much play; tracks tend to begin and end with dribbles of tastefully placed technology. Newman once told me in an interview that it's his job to know what's cool. Thankfully, on Profile he seems retired from all that. LAURA CASSIDY

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