.*See Also: Does Spokane Suck?
But the Lilac City is back in its rightful place this week as its boys in blue put out an all points bulletin yesterday for a man who tried to break into a house with his pants around his knees.Note that this was not some helpless fool who can't afford clothing to stave off the brisk, Inland Northwest air. He's bundled up in a hat and coat.
The circumstances of the full-moon malfeasance is yet unknown. We here at the Seattle Weekly speculated that folks over there are just getting goofy now that their tequila meth -- or as they call it in Spokane, their morning cup of Joe -- was seized in Seattle. Or that with respected members of the community baring it all, the rest of the town has decided to follow suit.
Police are calling him a sex predator, which is both less funny than our speculation and probably more likely.
The good news is that this time of year, a Spokanite's ass downright glows in the dark, providing the camera a well-lit view of the crook's crack. Plus, since it's mighty snowy over there, footprints helped police determine that the man had approached 15 to 20 other homes, the Spokesman-Review reports.
So without further ado: Do you recognize this rectum?