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You encounter a lot of bizarre shit working as a Seattle police officer. And sometimes, apparently, that includes tubs of feces tucked inside backpacks --

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Suspected Tire Slasher Found with Tub of Shit in His Backpack

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You encounter a lot of bizarre shit working as a Seattle police officer. And sometimes, apparently, that includes tubs of feces tucked inside backpacks -- which Seattle police say is precisely what they discovered while searching the belongings of a suspected tire slasher Sunday near NE 47th and Roosevelt Way NE.

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Just another day at the office.

According to Seattle police, officers were called to NE 47th and Roosevelt Way NE just after midnight Sunday after receiving a report that a man had slashed the tires of a parked car a car in the area. After responding, police say they were able to track the suspect to a nearby parking lot. A witness subsequently identified the man as the suspected tire slasher.

As SPD nonchalantly notes on its Blotter blog:

After officers arrested the suspect and took him to the North Precinct, they searched the suspect's backpack and found a plastic container filled with feces inside.

Officers disposed of the man's biohazardous backpack, and booked him into the King County Jail for property destruction.

No word on what the man had planned for his tub of feces.

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