You encounter a lot of bizarre shit working as a Seattle police officer. And sometimes, apparently, that includes tubs of feces tucked inside backpacks -- which Seattle police say is precisely what they discovered while searching the belongings of a suspected tire slasher Sunday near NE 47th and Roosevelt Way NE.
According to Seattle police, officers were called to NE 47th and Roosevelt Way NE just after midnight Sunday after receiving a report that a man had slashed the tires of a parked car a car in the area. After responding, police say they were able to track the suspect to a nearby parking lot. A witness subsequently identified the man as the suspected tire slasher.