That's because police arrested three teenagers in Washington's second-largest city Wednesday, accused of peppering at least five people with paintballs as they drove around two neighborhoods in a truck.
As Spokane's KXLY reports, thanks to this alleged paintball shooting spree 18-year-old Robert Lee, 19-year-old Samuel Salsbury and 19-year-old Kainoa Adams now face five counts of third-degree assault.
Plus, many in Spokane now think they're assholes.
As KXLY details, the three allegedly shot Maria McLauchlin as she stood outside her house, then moments later shot her mom and her mom's husband as they drove by in a car.
"I think it's crappy all the way around. I think they are jerks and they need to rethink their life," McLauchlin told KXLY.
Though it seems most victims were left with only a mess to clean up, some shaken nerves and maybe a welt or two, at least one person received medical treatment for injuries.