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This time of year, kids really want to see Santa. What they don't want to see is some perv's genitals, but Seattle police

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Ho Ho No! Man Accused of Flashing His Junk at Kids Waiting to See Santa

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This time of year, kids really want to see Santa. What they don't want to see is some perv's genitals, but Seattle police say that's exactly what they got Sunday morning while waiting outside a downtown store at Fifth Avenue and Pine Street.

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According to police, the suspected flasher - who was arrested just two days prior whacking off outside a bank on E Madison Street - was drinking a bottle of hard lemonade and had his zipper down.

SPD's Jonah Spangenthal-Lee tells the story on the SPD Blotter blog:

A 45-year-old man earned himself a trip to jail and a stocking full of coal forever, after he exposed himself to a line of children Sunday morning as they were waiting to get their pictures taken with Santa.

Just before 10 am Sunday morning, police got a call from security at a downtown store, on 5th Avenue and Pine Street, about a man who was lurking around a group of children as they waited in line to see Santa. The man was seen drinking a bottle of hard lemonade, and had his zipper down and no underwear on, leaving his genitals very visible.

With the help of store security, officers found the 45-year-old man and arrested him.

According to Seattle police, as of yesterday the suspect was being held in the King County Jail for investigation of indecent exposure.

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