It's hard to deny Jack Zduriencik's blazing hot sex appeal.
For better or worse, there is endless space on the Internet. And people do their damndest to fill it. One of the ways it's being filled this week is by the Big League Stew ranking of Major League Baseball's General Managers - based on sex appeal.
Yes, you read correctly. David Brown of the Yahoo blog Big League Stew has painstakingly ranked all 30 MLB GMs on sexiness. Even more surprising than this decision is the fact that Mariners GM Jack Zduriencik comes in at number 20 - meaning Big League Stew has concluded he's got more sexy mojo than 10 other GMs in the Big Leagues.
Of course, had this been a ranking of which MLB GMs look most like a sex organ, Zduriencik surely would have coasted to victory. Dude has the chubby penis look down pat.
For those looking for more than a Zduriencik penis joke out of this post, Arizona Diamondbacks GM Kevin Towers comes in number one, followed by Oakland's Billy Beane and Kansas City's Dayton Moore. Ned Colletti of the Los Angeles Dodgers comes in last, because, obviously, he's hella fugly.
No word on how much the Chone Figgins signing hurt Zduriencik's sexiness in the eyes of Big League Stew.