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Hey Look! It's More Public Masturbation! Whacking-Off Dude Refuses to Stop, Tells Cops He's Almost Done

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Believe it or not, we didn't intend to devote this morning on The Daily Weekly almost entirely to public masturbation. But sometimes things just happen ...

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According to Seattle Police, authorities were called to an alley just south of Rainier Avenue S. and S. Ferdinand Street in Columbia City Wednesday after receiving a report of a man masturbating outside a neighborhood pub.

And when they arrived, that's exactly what they found.

Not surprising, I suppose, since SPD's Jonah Spangenthal-Lee notes the man is "known for his indecent exposure escapades."

According to the SPD "Blotter" blog:

Around 3:34 pm Wednesday, police got a call about a man masturbating in an alley just south of Rainier Avenue S. and S. Ferdinand Street, where officers found the 35-year-old suspect sitting on a stair case with his pants around his ankles, in the throes of self-flagellation.

When officers told the man to stop, he refused and said he was almost finished.

Wow. That's ballsy.

Authorities say the man - who witnesses say was seen yelling and grabbing people in the area earlier in the day - was booked into jail on suspicion of indecent exposure.

No word on whether he finished.

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