According to Seattle Police, authorities were called to an alley just south of Rainier Avenue S. and S. Ferdinand Street in Columbia City Wednesday after receiving a report of a man masturbating outside a neighborhood pub.
And when they arrived, that's exactly what they found.
Not surprising, I suppose, since SPD's Jonah Spangenthal-Lee notes the man is "known for his indecent exposure escapades."
Around 3:34 pm Wednesday, police got a call about a man masturbating in an alley just south of Rainier Avenue S. and S. Ferdinand Street, where officers found the 35-year-old suspect sitting on a stair case with his pants around his ankles, in the throes of self-flagellation.
When officers told the man to stop, he refused and said he was almost finished.
Wow. That's ballsy.
Authorities say the man - who witnesses say was seen yelling and grabbing people in the area earlier in the day - was booked into jail on suspicion of indecent exposure.