Posted to Craigslist yesterday, the "fairy tale castle" can be yours for $2,000 a month (to put into context of how screaming of a deal that is, in New York City, $2,000 can get you a prime spot underneath some of the non-marquee-name bridges around town).
But enough of my blathering, here's straight text from the Craigslist post:
Through the doors, chivalry is born and romance has its origins in this magical world. The castle is extremely spacious and must be seen to fully appreciate....
The dungeon has 3 bedrooms, a full size Jacuzzi, steam shower and a décor, unique in its own right. Swords and armor are just the beginning of this fantasy dungeon. The main floor has a full restaurant style equipped kitchen, fire place, bathroom and laundry facilities. The main floor has an elegant Victorian charm, with modern appliances. Meandering up the spiral staircase to the upper floor, one is drawn to the stained glass and antique décor.
That's right, a goddamn dungeon. Goddamn armor. Just get it before the the Lannisters do.
Also, there's something going on with trolls that I can't totally explain.