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Biden's winning grin.
Polls be damned, the real winners of last night's vice presidential debate were Joe Biden's pearly whites. Thanks to a split-screen broadcast,

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Joe Biden's Teeth Win Vice Presidential Debate!

Teeth win.jpg
Biden's winning grin.
Polls be damned, the real winners of last night's vice presidential debate were Joe Biden's pearly whites. Thanks to a split-screen broadcast, Uncle Joe's pristine chompers were center stage no matter whose turn it was to argue.

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Whether the Vice Presidential mouth was busy calling Paul Ryan's positions malarkey or simply chuckling at the much younger senator's attempts at debate, Biden's teeth shined on in HD. While the pundits dispute the political implications of the Veep's unyielding laughter and interruptions during almost all of Ryan's performance (adorable? unhinged?), Twitter has gone ahead and dubbed Biden's grin king.

Here are some of the night's best dental jokes and barbs.

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The pearly-white good times continue on the following page ...

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