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As you may have seen, Iran's state news agency Fars last week reported an Onion article - one proclaiming that rural whites prefer Ahmadinejad over

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14 Local Onion Stories Iran Thinks Are True

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As you may have seen, Iran's state news agency Fars last week reported an Onion article - one proclaiming that rural whites prefer Ahmadinejad over Obama - as an actual news story.

Which got us thinking: What does Iran think is going on here in Washington State?

Here are 14 Onion stories with Western Washington datelines that may show up in your Iranian propaganda soon (along with creative commons photos that Fars, if it's anything like The Daily Weekly, will rely on to illustrate the stories).

14. Seattle's Space Needle Blasts Off After Collecting Enough Rain For Home Planet

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13. Seattle's Disastrous Sports Year Continues With Addition Of Major League Soccer Team

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12. Scientists Teach Chimpanzee To Conduct 3-Year Study On Primates

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11. Shell Executives Accuse Oil-Covered Otter Of Playing It Up (Dateline: Oak Harbor)

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Suicide Hotline Operator Talking To Ex-Boyfriend Again (Dateline: Aberdeen)

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9. Man Stuck In No-Man's Land Between Two Domino's Delivery Areas (Dateline: Auburn)

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8. Aerobics Show Used For Almost Completely Non-Aerobic Purpose (Dateline: Bellevue)

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7. Vegetarian Can't Bring Self To Eat IHOP's Funny Face Pancakes (Dateline: Bremerton)

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6. Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars (Dateline: Bremerton)

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5. Man At Adjacent Urinal Pretends To Look Straight Ahead (Dateline: Chehalis)

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4. Educational Puppet Pelted With Crayons (Dateline: Everett)

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3.

Only Jewish Kid In Class Asked To Talk About Holocaust Remembrance Day (Dateline: Kirkland)

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2. Roommate Won't Shut Up About His Best Sound Mixing Oscar (Dateline: Langley)

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'Carpe Diem,' Says Man Who Spent Previous Day Masturbating In Darkened Room (Dateline: Olympia)

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