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On Tuesday (almost) all of Seattle jumped with joy at the news a tentative agreement had been reached between Chris Hansen and

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Top 10 Pick-Up Lines We'll Use on Chris Hansen at FX McRory's Tonight

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Hey, Chris Hansen!
On Tuesday (almost) all of Seattle jumped with joy at the news a tentative agreement had been reached between Chris Hansen and the Seattle City Council -- paving the way for Hansen's proposed NBA/NHL arena to be built in Sodo. And tonight, to celebrate the accomplishment, Hansen has offered to buy a beer at FX McRory's for all the tireless Sonics fans who made the deal a reality.

In honor of the arena deal, and because it's what we do whenever we hit the bars, the staff of Seattle Weekly has compiled a list of pick-up lines we plan to use on Hansen tonight.

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Number Seven

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Number One

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