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God bless America. And god bless dudes like Dennis Hof, the man behind the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel (made infamous by the HBO reality series

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VICE: Dennis Hof Wants to Let Nerdy Dudes Bang Sci-Fi Prostitutes at His Alien Cathouse

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God bless America. And god bless dudes like Dennis Hof, the man behind the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel (made infamous by the HBO reality series Cathouse), and the guy whose next venture aims to make it possible for nerdy guys far and wide to live out fantasies previously unattainable.

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Hof's newest endeavor, according to a story on Vice today by Jamie Clifton, is the Alien Cathouse near Area 51 in Nevada- where, for a surely handsome fee, men can visit and have sci-fi sex with prostitutes dressed up like aliens.

No, really.

In his Q&A with Vice, Hof describes the business plan for the yet-to-open Alien Cathouse, which will feature themed rooms and a crapload of cosplay.

Says Hof:

So far, we've got a Star Wars room, an Avatar room, and a Star Trek room - the big three. We also have one room completely devoted to Princess Leia, for any guy who's ever had a sex fantasy about her. It'll have all the memorabilia in there. We're even going to have Carrie Fischer come down to the grand opening. No matter who you are, it's more than likely you've had a fantasy about banging Princess Leia. Now is your time. You want to be Captain Kirk in a harem of alien sex slaves? Great. You want Princess Leia to blow you? Absolutely, no problem.

Yes, nerdy men of the world - previously restricted to simply masturbating in your mom's basement to thoughts of Princess Leia - now is your time.

Now is your time.

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