Through the years, many descriptions have been devised to reference male masturbation - from choking the chicken to beating the meat. And, according to Seattle Police and a story by the Seattle P.I. today, 44-year-old Tracy J. McDonald may be attempting to add a new phrase to the wackin' it vernacular - "getting some sun."
As Levi Pulkkinen of the P.I. reports, McDonald, described as a "five-time convicted flasher" was confronted by Seattle police Aug. 8 over allegations he was nearly naked and masturbating in Cowan Park.
From the P.I.:
At 5:45 p.m. on Aug. 8, a 23-year-old woman walking her dog spotted McDonald topless with his pants around his ankles, Seattle Detective Donna Stangeland said in court documents. McDonald was masturbating, the woman told police, and staring at her.
Police arrived and found McDonald, who claimed he was sunbathing.
"He said he was getting 'some sun,'" Stangeland told the court. "There was absolutely no sun where he was standing."
While the P.I. reports McDonald was released from the scene in Cowan Park, he was arrested Aug. 23 in Everett, also accused of exposing himself twice in Snohomish County. McDonald has been charged with one count of felony indecent exposure in King County, and two counts of felony indecent exposure in Snohomish County. McDonald has apparently been previously convicted of felony indecent exposure on two occasions and misdemeanor indecent exposure three times.
Meaning, one can only assume, he probably has a great tan.