Luckily, YouTube can help illustrate what you're missing.
Rumored as a potential running mate of Mitt Romney in this year's presidential election, and no stranger to criticism from Democrats, many of Christie's finer moments have been captured and archived via the magic of the Internet.
Let's take a gander ...
Governor Christie Loves Him Some Jimmy Buffett
Governor Christie Isn't Interested in Debating Idiots and Doesn't Like Walking Through Kitchens
Governor Christie Wants You to Get the Hell Off the Beach
Governor Christie Says Where His Kids Go to School in None of Your Business