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VIDEOS: Seafair Party Boats Gone Wild!

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See, Seafair is fun.
If you wear puka shell necklaces, are one of those dudes who itches to take his shirt off all year, or are simply a Seattleite who enjoys a good yearly tradition, you're well aware that this weekend brings Seafair - and all the Blue Angels, booze, bikinis and boat parties that implies.

There's fun to be had by all at Seafair. The Blue Angels are the very definition of family entertainment. The Albert Lee Cup brings what for most amounts to a once-a-year chance to enjoy hydroplane racing. And kids just love the Magnolia Summerfest and Seafair Parade.

But for the young and drunk crowd, Seafair means party boats and keg stands - as illustrated by the collection of YouTube videos documenting the debauchery from years past.

Take a look ...

Seven Hot Pirate Girls and a Fat Dude

Uploaded by riparianlife97701 and apparently shot at Seafair 2009, the label "7 hot pirate girls and a fat dude," doesn't come from me, it comes from the video's description. Furthermore, the poster says: "If you guys see this, I have the line you left tied to my boat. I'd be glad to get it back to you." Wonder if the hot girls and/or fat dude ever got it back?

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The Dangers of Seafair Party Boats

The YouTube user who uploaded this video, ginalguddat, says it was shot during Seafair 2011. The nearly five-minute clip is titled "Seafair Seattle - Party Boats on Lake Washington are CRAZY!" - but that's not meant as a good thing. In this case, the implication is these "crazy" party boats are dangerous - packed so tight that there's bound to be a crash. Or a keg stand gone wrong. Or a hairy guy rubbing his nipple (4:06). Or possibly all of the above.

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Seafair Essentials

This video comes to the Internets courtesy of YouTube user BOSSGRIND9 and Seafair 2011. Its tagline: "If you have been to Seafair you all ready know what's up. Bring your boats, beer and bitches and let's go! Seafair baby!" If that doesn't inspire you to want to watch all 13-plus minutes of this cinematic effort, well, you're just not in the spirit. Or you've simply got standards. Possibly both.

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Seafair or Bud Light Commercial? Or Both?

Posted to YouTube by user shannoninaustin, this video comes with no description other than its title: "Hello! Seafair 2011 aka Best Bud Light Commercial Ever." That's pretty much all you need to know.

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Youth of America

This video comes to the Internet via YouTube user seahawkstu. It was uploaded in 2009, meaning there's a decent chance the folks featured in this video have sobered up since it debuted on the Internet. Still, somewhere seahawkstu's mom and dad must be awfully proud.

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Keg Stands with the Lord Chumley

YouTube user TheLordchumley officially has one video posted to the site - this one. It's eight-minutes of moderately shaky footage set to rap music and featuring at least one girl in a bikini doing a keg stand. For all I know there could be more - I only made it through the first couple minutes. Still, thanks for the contribution, Lord Chumley

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