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As a Seahawks fan you've got to be excited about the arrival of Terrell Owens. How could you not

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Hawks Fans Can Support Terrell Owens by Buying This Awesome T.O. Merchandise

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As a Seahawks fan you've got to be excited about the arrival of Terrell Owens. How could you not be? I mean, surely you've seen how the 38-year-old laid waste to secondaries playing in the Indoor Football League. Just imagine what T.O. can do for the Hawks! It's going to be great! It's going to be so awesome, in fact, that you'll probably want to get your hands on a T.O. iPhone case and a "Getcha Popcorn Ready" hoodie for your toddler.

Luckily, the official Terrell Owens website has you covered.

Yes, in addition to being one of the few places where a person can find a non-ironic reference to T.O.'s cinematic debut, 2012's Dysfunctional Friends, not to mention a page devoted to Owens' philanthropic efforts (all three of them, apparently), the T.O. website is loaded with awesomeness just waiting for you to purchase.

Here's a brief look at some of the highlights:

T.O. Pink Toddler Sweatshirt

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What better way to get your little girl ready for the season than with a pink T.O. sweatshirt? Maybe also coach her up on the finer points of spitting in an opponent's face.

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Another T.O. Toddler Sweatshirt

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Surely, if you get a T.O. sweatshirt for your young daughter, your young son will feel left you. Luckily, boys are sure to love the black "Getcha Popcorn Ready" sweatshirt available in the "Kids and Babies" section of the official Terrell Owens website.

T.O. iPhone Case

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Honestly, who hasn't always wanted a picture of T.O. in a v-neck sweater on their iPhone case? Now this dream can be a reality.

T Ochocinco T-Shirt

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Well, that's awkward ...

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T.O. Duffel Bag

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Speaking of T.O.'s time in Cincinnati, remember when Owens and Ochocinco were calling themselves Batman and Robin? Yeah, that didn't quite pan out, did it? Luckily, it didn't stop T.O. from making a duffel bag to commemorate his one season as a Bengal.

T.O. iMySpace T-Shirt

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I'd be lying if I said I understood this product offering on the Terrell Owens website. The only connection I can make is T.O. and MySpace were last relevant at roughly the same time -- 2007. Might as well make a t-shirt about it.

T.O. Movie

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Hard to believe this effort went straight to DVD.

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