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Hempfest is in the air. You can smell it. Starting today and running through the weekend at Myrtle Edwards Park, Centennial Park, and Olympic Sculpture

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Photos: Top Ten Cheesy Stoner Jokes in Honor of Seattle Hempfest

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Hempfest is in the air. You can smell it. Starting today and running through the weekend at Myrtle Edwards Park, Centennial Park, and Olympic Sculpture Park, the massive pro-pot rally promises to be hot, figuratively and literally. In honor of this year's Hempfest, we've diligently waded through all the cheesy stoner jokes collected on jokes4us.com (there are many), and come up with ten of the corniest.

Take a toke. Take a look. And have a laugh.

Number 10: The Danger of Driving Stoned

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Number 9: Party Time!

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Q: How do fish party?

A: Seaweed.

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Number 8: Recreational Hazards

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Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?

A: A pothole!

Number 7: One for the Kids

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Q: What do you called a doped-up Pikachu?

A: Tokemon!

Number 6: A Vote for Weed

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Q: What is the difference between politicians and stoners?

A: Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.

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Number 5: Tough Break

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Q: What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

Number 4: The Obligatory Light Bulb Joke

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Q: How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Who cares, man? It's too bright in here anyway!

Number 3: Sure to Offend the One-Armed Hippie Population

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Q: How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?

A: Hold out a joint!

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Number 2: Stretched Thin

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Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers?

A: Malnutrition.

Number 1: The Cheesy Finale

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Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?

A: A pot belly.

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