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PHOTOS: Ten More Super-Sexy Missed Connections from Seattle Craigslist

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Look, I get it. It's Monday morning, and the last thing any of us want to do is get to work. What's better than work, you might wonder? How about this uber-sexy tour through some of the best "Missed Connections" on Seattle Craigslist.

This isn't the first time we've posted such a collection. You may remember our June rendition of "Ten Ultra-Hot Missed Connections from Seattle Craigslist," and the "Ten More Ultra-Hot Missed Connections from Seattle Craigslist" that followed in July.

But while it isn't a new idea, it's still a good one -- especially to help a case of the Monday-morning blues.

Here's our latest collection of super sexy missed connections sure to get the blood pumping way faster than that grande latte.

10. If I Was Single ...

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Hey there, so I was your attended on your company cruise today...you were pretty much amazing and if I were single, I would have definitely given you my number. Hope I see you again sometime.

How incredibly romantic, right? It's amazing this guy ISN'T single.

Our collection of Seattle Craigslist "Missed Connections" continues on the following page ...

9. Booty in the Eye of the Beholder

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You were walking today on 154th ave se. you had on black tights, a grey sweatshirt and you had headphones on. love the way those pants hugged that booty. i drove by you and turned around and gave you a smile. hoping you read this..would love to meet you.

For her sake, I hope these two never cross paths again.

8. Really Want to Get to Know You (Read: Have Crazy Sex with You)

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You are my neighbor.... You drive a silver mercedes convertible with a grey soft top and live in Bothell. I see you smoking sometimes and really want to get to know you. Specifically if you are looking for a tall, handsome, guy who really wants to proposition you for some NSA sex!!!! If you see this email me.

You know, once neighbors have NSA sex the whole neighborhood goes to hell. Just sayin'.

Our collection of Seattle Craigslist "Missed Connections" continues on the following page ...

7. Left Breathless in the Self-Checkout Line

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You had on a dark shirt with turquoise cut off jean shorts. Very short hair with house slippers on. You also had your ears stretched with white plugs. You were in the self check-out line. I was unsure to approach you, as you seemed to just want to buy your things and go, as it was busy. I must say that I was left breathless by how beautiful I thought you were. If you are unattached, I would like to have a cup of coffee with you and get acquainted with each other in a more relaxed setting? If I never hear or see you again, just know that someone out there was left breathless by your presence. You made my day

Sincerely,

Shy Onlooker

Must have been the house slippers.

6. Indiscriminate Come-on

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Saw a lot of beautiful women at greenlake walking this afternoon... Smiled at a few of you, and had smiles back... Nice to see Americans smile at one another in this day & age... Reply with photo if you were one of them... Maybe we can chat a bit... Who knows... Maybe walk together...

Do you go duck hunting with a pistol? Of course not. You use a shotgun -- which is exactly the approach this gent is taking to try to hook up. Kudos to him for the effort.

Our collection of Seattle Craigslist "Missed Connections" continues on the following page ...

5. Looking for Love at Costco

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You were working at the exit door; Name tag started with an S. Its a long shot for sure, but had to put the feelers out there.

Is "had to put the feelers out there" code for something gross?

4. Looking for Love in the Walmart Liquor Aisle

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I saw you walking down the aisle in Walmart, then we were standing next to each other in the Wine and Liquor Aisle. You looked my way when i was waiting for cashier. I wish I would have said something. Contact me if you would like to connect.

The prices may be falling at Walmart, but the passions are rising.

Our collection of Seattle Craigslist "Missed Connections" continues on the following page ...

3. REALLY Looking for Love at Walgreens in Puyallup

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Why would you not reply. I send you a couple emails. I'm been thinking about you a lot and I don't know why. A least tell me you are interested in me.

Yeah, geez. Why wouldn't she reply? I don't get it. Of course, it's worth noting that by NOT replying she's in effect telling you she's NOT interested. But why get caught up in silly stuff like that.

2. From the Big Casino to the Little Casino

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I caught the shuttle from the big casino with another lady, i had the black capris and striped shirt on. You were chatting with me all the way to the little casino. SHowed me a picture of your bike. I had alot on my mind, so i apoligize if i wasnt very chatty. I know your a little older than me, but i thought you were very attractive and sweet. I never did get your name, but i do hope you see this. If you dont, i hope we meet again in the future.

-Ash

Look, if showing a lady a picture of your bike doesn't immediately seal the deal, maybe it's just not meant to be.

Our collection of Seattle Craigslist "Missed Connections" continues on the following page ...

1. Lotion, Not Oil

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you slender shaved head, i would come and massaged you about five times, you liked lotion not oil, first time was in your den , the othertimes in your guestroom, bear guy here. i got a new phone and couldnt call you , if interested again, what color car do i drive. ****************************************

"Lotion, not oil." Isn't that a James Bond line?

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