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The "Missed Connections" section on Seattle Craigslist is a literal goldmine of awesomeness. People searching for love, people desperate to connect, dudes who got a

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PHOTOS: Ten Ultra-Hot Missed Connections from Seattle Craigslist

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The "Missed Connections" section on Seattle Craigslist is a literal goldmine of awesomeness. People searching for love, people desperate to connect, dudes who got a hard-on by glancing at the car next to them ... it's all there.

Because we know you have far better things to do than spend an entire afternoon wading through all the "Missed Connections" searching out the best of the best, we did it for you. Below you'll find our ten favorites from a day chosen at random last week, illustrated with photos intended to help you connect. Get it!?!

10. Start of Something Special ... at Buffalo Wild Wings in Lynwood

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For the record, there's never been a bad relationship started at Buffalo Wild Wings in Lynwood. Heart burn, sure ... but no bad relationships. As the writer of this entry notes:

You were the the beautiful hostess. You commented on my shirt. I was having lunch with a friend. I should have said hi.

So true.

The Missed Connections continue on the next page ...

9. Motorcycle Love on Interstate 5

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The dude who posted this gem apparently fell for a girl on a red Kawasaki sports bike. He was riding a purple GSXR. According to the post this gentleman, "had fun playing in the traffic," with the mystery rider, and regrets not stopping to talk.

That's one of the hazards of falling in love while riding a motorcycle on I-5, I guess.

8. Let's Keep This Discreet in Tacoma

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First line:

we always see each other, you are blonde, im muscular.

Sold!

The Missed Connections continue on the next page ...

7. Potential Love at Aces Casino

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Who could possibly deny this?

"We were both there at Aces Casino, I was the guy up against the wall with my dad and cousin. I had on blue jeans, light blue shirt, had a grey ratpack jacket with leather arms. I kept checking you out, even smiled at you a few times. I was not wanting to talk with you due to being with my dad and cousin.

Probably a good call ...

6. More Potential Love on Interstate 5

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You: cute guy in newer red Ford Ranger - you took the 41st/Broadway exit

Me: little mazda wagon - tell me what color it was so I know it's you :-P

Shouldn't folks be watching the goddamn road?

The Missed Connections continue on the next page ...

5. Cute Girl in Receiving

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you were in the back throwing boxes in the baler. you were wearing some bright colored skinny jeans. I was checking in some product.

I could be wrong, but I'm nearly certain all of the above is sexual innuendo.

4. Serial Smiler on Lower Queen Anne

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I can't play the smile game all by myself. When I smile at you, try smiling back. You will feel better, I promise. Next you will notice more people doing it. Wouldn't that be nice?

What a dick.

The Missed Connections continue on the next page ...

3. Potential Love at the Ram in Northgate

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This post includes the winner:

You work at the Ram in northgate. I was there for a late lunch today with a friend. I could not really talk but I wish I flirted more. And lots more.

I can only presume he's talking about more "Loaded Waffle Fries."

2. Foxy Fred Meyer Cashier

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Your name tag says your name is Tom. You are cute as a bug's ear. I have a serious crush.

To prove she has a serious crush she used the phrase "cute as a bug's ear." That should totally seal the deal.

The Missed Connections continue on the next page ...

1. Searching for the Buff Guy at Downtown Vision Quest

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You were doing squats and leg press yesterday -- Thursday around 11 AM. Wearing a hat. You're a buff and handsome guy. Need a massage after your workout? I have very therapeutic hands

Considering everyone at Vision Quest is buff and handsome, it was probably wise to add the note about the hat.

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