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In honor of the end of the school year, and, honestly, even more because it was such a rousing success the last time we did

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EXTRA CREDIT: 10 More Disturbing Classroom Posters from the 1970s

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In honor of the end of the school year, and, honestly, even more because it was such a rousing success the last time we did it, Daily Weekly is back with another totally creepy collection of classroom posters from the 1970s.

As we noted last time, the '70s were a crazy-ass time. If you don't believe us, these real-life posters, which helped to sculpt many of the "adults" of today, prove it.

Before you head out on your summer vacation, or head to Alki to throw accelerants on the bonfire, take a gander at these timeless gems ...

Every Member of a Group is Important

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Sure, every member of a group IS important. But the person in the awesome rainbow pants is always most important, and the broad pouting like Chone Figgins on the bench is always least important. Remember this.

Our latest collection of amazingly disturbing classroom posters from the '70s continues on the next page ...

It Feels Good to Give

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It does feel good to give. It feels even better to receive. Unless we're talking about herpes.

It Never Helps Just to Worry

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Check out the young Rex Velvet on the left. That's all I got here.

Know and Accept Yourself

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... Even if you have hella freckles and daydream about horses.

Our latest collection of amazingly disturbing classroom posters from the '70s continues on the next page ...

Know Your Strengths

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For instance, some people (like the kid on the right) are good musicians. Other people (like the kid on the left) are good at clinging on to good musicians with designs on sopping up the inevitable pool of excess groupies. As the poster suggests, it's important to know your strengths.

The Importance of Spelling

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Girl in green dress: Does this look right?

Girl on far right: It's 'I" after "E" except after "C," you dumb twat.

Girl in red dress: At least you're not as brain-dead as Jimmy over here.

Our latest collection of amazingly disturbing classroom posters from the '70s continues on the next page ...

"Smoking is Cool" Series

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After class, Richie, Stevie and Chuck head out behind the gymnasium for a smoke.

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Unfortunately, Richie's a goddamn idiot who can't light a cigarette correctly to save his silly-looking life.

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Fucking run, boys! Run!

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Worst of all, Richie left the cigarettes behind the gymnasium. Nice going, Richie.

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