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People of Wal-Mart
Pictures of people who look pathetic are funny. It's scientific fact at this point. It's also the engine behind People of Wal-Mart

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Photos: Washington People of Wal-Mart

People of Walmart Washington Mug.jpg
People of Wal-Mart
Pictures of people who look pathetic are funny. It's scientific fact at this point. It's also the engine behind People of Wal-Mart, that genius website that allows users to upload ridiculous camera-phone shots of ridiculous people (and other sights) captured while adventuring at ... you guessed it ... Wal-Mart!

One of the niftiest features of People of Wal-Mart is the search function, which allows a person to narrow their search by state - meaning through the magic of technology we can gawk, chuckle, point, laugh, guffaw and otherwise carry on at the expensive of people caught in compromising positions (because they look stupid) at Wal-Marts right here in Washington. And they probably don't even know it! It's pretty dope.

Now, I'm not going to lie. I stole the shit out of this idea from blogger Michael Roberts at Denver's Westword. They've utilized it in the Mile High City a couple times over the years to great success. Why? Because people love looking at other people who look pathetic. Even at 5,280 feet. Because it's funny!

In that spirit, here are some of Washington's finest as posted for all to see at People of Wal-Mart:

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People of Wal-Mart

Boom! You didn't think I was going to pussyfoot around, did you? Hell no. It's straight to the good stuff! Sure, we could focus on the, shall we say, gravity of the situation pictured here, but I prefer to ponder the "satisfaction guaranteed" sign in the background. And what's up with her ankle.

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People of Wal-Mart

This is not even funny because I'm, like, 97-percent positive this girl went to my high school.

The photos and fun continue on the following page ...

People of Walmart - Scooter Ride.jpg
People of Wal-Mart

Look, walking ain't easy. Who are we to sit here and judge the people in this picture? Maybe if we all took the easier, less-traveled, piggy-backing-on-the-store-scooter approach in life more often things would be just a little bit better? Might be worth a shot.

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People of Wal-Mart

This guy definitely went to my high school.

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People of Wal-Mart

Judging by the empty Fanta bottle, that's all garbage. Worth pointing out.

The photos and fun continue on the following page ...

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People of Wal-Mart

Future's so bright, I gotta wear shades ...

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People of Wal-Mart

I would never make fun of Jimmy Buffett. Have you ever heard the song "Cheeseburger in Paradise"? It's goddamn genius. But I might make fun of a man at Wal-Mart wearing a heavily decorated cowboy-hat shrine to Jimmy Buffett. Until, that is, I looked closely and saw the decorative cheeseburger adhered to said hat. Then all would be forgiven.

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People of Wal-Mart

I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and watch them lead the way.

The photos and fun continue on the following page ...

People of Walmart Washington - Goat.jpg
People of Wal-Mart

I'm not going to freak out and jump to conclusions about the future of this goat as it relates to that can of gas. I'm not. It wouldn't be fair. I'm just going to hope this truck wasn't being driven by that guy who went to my high school pictured earlier.

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People of Wal-Mart

This could honestly happen to anyone.

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