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Ann Romney and her ugly T-shirt
Times are tough. People are struggling. Folks are out of work and scraping by in many cases. That's why

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Five Things Ann Romney Could Have Bought with the Money She Spent on that Fugly T-Shirt

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Ann Romney and her ugly T-shirt
Times are tough. People are struggling. Folks are out of work and scraping by in many cases. That's why when Ann Romney went on CBS "This Morning" the other day sporting a $990 T-shirt all hell broke loose. Who the fuck wears a $990 T-shirt, after all? And even more pressing, who the fuck wears a $990 T-shirt that's so incredibly fugly?

Well, Ann Romney does. And I, for one, am not here to judge her. Just because the hopeful First Lady's T-shirt cost her more than my car cost me doesn't mean I'm bitter or anything. No, really. If rich people aren't allowed to rub their ridiculous wealth in the faces of us average folks what's the goddamn point in getting rich? That's part of the fun of being crazy-rich! You'd have to be some sort of pinko socialist long-hair to question Romney's sense or fashion $tatement.

But, $990 is a lot of cash to drop on a T-shirt. There's no doubt about it. It makes a person wonder what else she could have bought for the price of that abhorrent bird-print monstrosity.

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Four-and-a-Half "Lucky Dog" Travel Kennels

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Currently on sale on Petco's website for a cool $215.99, the Lucky Dog Travel Kennel is engineered to fit in the back of pick-ups and SUVs, is "recognized by the American Kennel Club for its safety, convenience and style," and is constructed out of 100% commercial grade powder-coated steel frame. And, if you're into such things, the "raised wood floor adds comfort for your pet." Then again, adding comfort for your pet is more of that pinko socialist long hair talk.

The list of things Ann Romney could have bought with the $990 she spent on that fugly T-shirt continues on the next page ...

A Few Meals on the Table at Octomom's House

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It's been reported that Nadya Suleman, known the world over as the Octomom for birthing octuplets back in 2009 is broke, filing for bankruptcy, and considering porn to support her family. In total Octomom has 14 children, which means feeding all those unfortunate rug-rats has to cost an arm and a leg and probably even another arm. That said, $990 would likely pay for at least a few family trips to Red Lobster.

My Car

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Seriously, though. I would totally sell Ann Romney my 1988 Toyota Corolla for $990. Warning: There's a hole in the muffler.

The list of things Ann Romney could have bought with the $990 she spent on that fugly T-shirt continues on the next page ...

A New Window for Sam's Hyundai

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You may have heard by now about the case of Sam, the friendly Canadian who unfortunately got caught up in Tuesday's May Day melee in Seattle and had one of the windows of his Hyundai busted out by an angry mob. The City of Seattle is attempting to make it right by offering Sam an all-expenses-paid trip back to the Emerald City in hopes of proving that Seattle isn't always overrun by "anarchist" hooligans. Apparently, Sam isn't sold on the idea of returning. But you've got to believe giving him $990 to fix the damages to his Hyundai would make him reconsider.

66 Regular Priced T-Shirts for Soon-to-be-Laid-Off Postal Workers

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Getting laid off sucks. There's no doubt about it. And for many postal workers across the nation employed at low-revenue post offices, that's the prospect staring them straight in the face. Still, a sweet new regularly priced T-shirt would probably make them feel a little more chipper on the way out the door.

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