The irony is rich. Like, GOP rich. With a vial purported to contain the blood "residue" of deceased U.S. President Ronald Reagan being auctioned off


Buy Now! Vial of Ronald Reagan's Blood Residue Being Auctioned Because Capitalism is King

The irony is rich. Like, GOP rich. With a vial purported to contain the blood "residue" of deceased U.S. President Ronald Reagan being auctioned off by Channel Islands online auction house PFCAuctions, the Associated Press reports that the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation is seriously pissed about the situation.

A vial purportedly containing Reagan's blood residue.
According to PFCAuctions, the blood vial being auctioned originates from the Bio Science Laboratory in Columbia, Maryland and was used by the laboratory that tested Reagan's blood when the Great Communicator was hospitalized after the famous 1981 assassination attempt against him.

The best part of all: The seller is using longstanding, Reagan-approved, conservative economic dogma to rationalize the money grab.

From the AP:

The auction house says the seller claimed he was a supporter of Reagan's conservative economic policies and believes the late president would have wanted him to sell the vial rather than donate it.

You're goddamn right he would have. Capitalism, baby.

As mentioned, however, the Reagan Presidential Foundation - apparently not realizing the trickle-down economics at play here - is irate about the auction.

From the AP story:

The plan has provoked an angry response from John Heubusch, executive director of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation.

"If indeed this story is true, it's a craven act and we will use every legal means to stop its sale or purchase," he said in a statement. "We've spoken to GW (George Washington) Hospital and are assured an investigation as to how something like this could possibly happen is underway.

On its website, PFC Auctions describes the vial as such:

The 5" glass vial with a half inch diameter has a green rubber stopper. Dried blood residue from President Reagan (1911-2004) can be seen clearly in the vial with a quarter-inch ring of blood residue at the end of the inserted rubber stopper.


Who wouldn't want to own such a treasure?

According to the PFCAuctions website, the vial also comes with a letter of provenance, which reads:

"These articles have actually been in my family's possession since 03/30/1981, the day that President Reagan was shot in Washington D.C. Back in the 70's and 80's, my mother worked for Bio Science Laboratories in Columbia, Maryland. Her laboratory was the laboratory contracted by Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well as the George Washington University Hospital to handle blood testing as well as other types of testing. Her lab did the blood work and testing for President Reagan. The test tube and the lab slip that I have are for his blood work to be tested for lead on [Monday] 03/30/1981. The testing was completed and the test tube was sitting on my mother's desk. At the end of the week, she asked the director of her laboratory if she could keep the paper work and the test tube. The director of the lab told her no problem and really never gave it a second thought. It has been in my family ever since. My mother passed away back in November last year [2010] and my father passed away in January 2009. Prior to their passing, they knew that it was the only thing that I wanted with regards to their personal property or money that they accumulated over the years...

"About 3 to 4 months ago, I contacted the Reagan National Library and spoke to the head of the library, a Federal Agent. I told him what I had, how I came across it and so on. We spoke for about 45 minutes. The reason that I contacted the Reagan National Library was to see if they would like to purchase it from me. He indicated that if I was interested in donating it he would see to it that he would take care of all of the arrangements. Prior to hanging up the phone, he said to me, do me a favor, don't move from where you are, I will call you back within 30 minutes but I have to make a couple of phone calls to seek legal counsel, consult with National Archives, the FBI and other three or four letter agencies that I have heard of. I said am I in any kind of trouble or will there be some black cars/suv's or helicopters hovering above my home and he said not yet but possibly in the very near future depending on what he learned from the phone calls he had to make. I told him alright, I will not move from where I was sitting and would await his return call. He called back in 25 minutes and said that everything was ok, National Archives was not interested in what I had, nor was the Secret Service, the FBI and other agencies. Since 30 years had passed by, he thought that it was simply something that was of no importance at this time and that I was free to do with whatever I wanted with it. He then stated that he felt the family would be interested in it being returned to them and if I was interested in doing so to contact him and he would make all of the arrangements. I told him that I didn't think that was something that I was going to consider, since I had served under Pres. Reagan when he was my Commander in Chief when I was in the ARMY from '87-'91 and that I was a real fan of Reaganomics and felt that Pres. Reagan himself would rather see me sell it rather than donating it."

As was noted by the AP, the auction closes on Thursday and as of Tuesday the vial was set to fetch more than $11,000.

For anyone interested, PFCAuctions is also slinging locks of Justin Bieber's hair, a pair of Princess Diana's worn trousers and an autographed photo of Katie Holmes.

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