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Rock star, hunter and camouflage advocate Ted Nugent is scheduled to meet with the Secret Service today , set to

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Watch Now: A Collection of Stupid Shit Ted Nugent Has Said

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Ted Nugent saying something dumb
Rock star, hunter and camouflage advocate Ted Nugent is scheduled to meet with the Secret Service today, set to discuss some controversial remarks he made last weekend at a National Rifle Association convention. After telling a group of gathered gun lovers, "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year," it's not expected that the Secret Service is simply looking to get its copy of Catch Scratch Fever autographed by the aging rocker.

Instead, the Secret Service is likely to grill the Motor City Madman on his latest incendiary public comment, one that - if you didn't realize was completely full of shit - could be taken as a threat against President Obama.

As we know, the Secret Service takes threats against the POTUS as serious as it takes squabbling over the rates charged by prostitutes in Colombia.

And that's pretty serious.

But let's be real. This latest Nugent soundbite is just the most recent in a long, long, loooooong string of completely fucking ridiculous things the Nuge has spewed into a microphone over the years.

Here's a collection of some of Nugent's greatest hits caught on video:

A Plea for Common Sense

The world is full of bad people. And Ted Nugent knows it. If he could, he'd shoot all these bad people with a gigantic bow. But since he can't do that, he'll settle for making the rounds at Midwest gun tradeshows and spouting off.

Our collection of stupid shit Ted Nugent has said continues on the next page ...

Ted Nugent Fucking Hates France

Before watching this video there's a good chance you never realized that everything Ted Nugent does in life - every bit of it - is illegal in France. True story. This list hopefully includes his soul patch.

Ted Nugent Looks After His Kids

The list of things Ted Nugent's children played with growing up also includes: rusty razor blades, smalltime explosives, big-time explosives, the dirty syringes of heroin addicts, nunchucks, throwing stars, roadside bombs and bags of broken glass.

Nugent and Piers Discuss the Intricacies of Sucking on Machine Guns

Shortly after this video clip ends Nugent shot, skinned and gutted Morgan.

Our collection of stupid shit Ted Nugent has said continues on the next page ...

Ted Nugent and Glenn Beck are BFFs

Is it surprising to anyone that the Nuge and Glenn Beck get along so famously? Probably not. This is, however, believed to be the only time in history the word "logic" and the name "Glenn Beck" have been uttered in the same sentence.

Ted Nugent Endorses Jeffrey Dahmer for Secretary of Treasury

In the Nugent administration it's believed John Wayne Gacy, the Son of Sam and Albert Fish would also be offered cabinet positions.

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