Back in January 2011 Seattle Weekly's former blogger Curtis Cartier noted of Lincecum's digs:
There doesn't appear to be a single piece of art on the walls. There's a place for a fireplace outside, a place for a chandelier on the ceiling, a place for food in the fridge, and a place for furniture pretty much everywhere.
While also noting ...
Still, a man could sleep on an air mat in an apartment like that and have to try to not get laid.
All of this was enough to inspire lotta baloney to take to his keyboard, writing yesterday:
timmy: you need an older gay guy in your life to show you how its done. I'm coming to seattle and moving in with you. I can make that place nice looking and we will be the toast of the town. Just wait, try it, you'll like it.