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The Funny Pages

The state to our south is quivering at the mouth

over an Oregonian newsman's untimely demise,

all of this in the midst

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Comment of the Day: Bob Caldwell Goes Out with a Bang!

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The Funny Pages

The state to our south is quivering at the mouth

over an Oregonian newsman's untimely demise,

all of this in the midst of marital lies.

And boy, it came as quite a surprise

when he came and went without a goodbye.

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He died by her side (the young adulterer),

with novel pride, trading books for a lover.

Though he spoiled for fun, he's despised by none.

Surely Caldwell could tell his story would sell.

Everyone knew that the cover story blew.

So the papers now show Bob was that guy, you know...

...a Journo.



Paying our respects with a double-shot Comment of the Day:

Barrysweb:

He died what he loved doing best.

Troll:

No no no, you're supposed to put the PAPER to bed!

 
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