Author Ann Patchett stopped by Comedy Central's Colbert Report Monday night to talk about Parnassus Books, a bookstore she opened last year in Nashville. Patchett told Colbert that small bookstores offer the public a well-read staff and that they're good for the community. This was Colbert's cue to give it to Amazon.com and its CEO Jeff Bezos. After the jump, watch the comedic genius go after the online giant and Bezos. Vintage Colbert!