It's no joke. A very drunken sailor named Dalton C. Pierson staggered into the wrong apartment in Bremerton and climbed into a bed with a 80-year-old woman -- but not before he urinated all over the floor. All in a night's work for the 21-year-old, stationed at the Bangor submarine base.
It seems Pierson was partying down Sunday morning and playing video games at a friend's apartment on Vineyard Lane, east of the Kitsap County Fairgrounds, before leaving and mistakenly wandering into the woman's apartment.
Pierson was in dreamland when deputies arrived, and was "muscled" into handcuffs, according to the sheriff's report. They noted that he was "visibly intoxicated."
The incident report has been sent to the Kitsap County prosecutors who say it is unlikely that Pierson will face criminal charges. Getting royally chewed out by his commanding officer apparently is enough punishment for the time being .
Pierson has since apologized and, after returning to the scene with this supervisor in tow, promised to pay for the cleaning bill.
Jaeger said he was pleased to see that "the kid was totally humiliated, as he should be."