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It's no joke. A very drunken sailor named Dalton C. Pierson staggered into the wrong apartment in Bremerton and climbed into a bed with a

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Did You Hear the One About the Drunken Sailor Who Climbed Into Bed With An 80-Year-Old Woman?

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It's no joke. A very drunken sailor named Dalton C. Pierson staggered into the wrong apartment in Bremerton and climbed into a bed with a 80-year-old woman -- but not before he urinated all over the floor. All in a night's work for the 21-year-old, stationed at the Bangor submarine base.

It seems Pierson was partying down Sunday morning and playing video games at a friend's apartment on Vineyard Lane, east of the Kitsap County Fairgrounds, before leaving and mistakenly wandering into the woman's apartment.

The Seattle Times, reprising the incident report in its story by Christine Clarridge, writes that the woman's son, 56-year-old John Jaeger, was sleeping in another bedroom and heard the sound of urination emanating from her mother's room. He sprang from his bed to go to her room when she began to scream.

Between screams, the woman, Evelyn Whitney, relayed to Kitsap County sheriff deputies, that she asked the alleged pisser what he was doing, to which he replied, "passing out," and proceeded to fall fast asleep.

Pierson was in dreamland when deputies arrived, and was "muscled" into handcuffs, according to the sheriff's report. They noted that he was "visibly intoxicated."

The incident report has been sent to the Kitsap County prosecutors who say it is unlikely that Pierson will face criminal charges. Getting royally chewed out by his commanding officer apparently is enough punishment for the time being .

Pierson has since apologized and, after returning to the scene with this supervisor in tow, promised to pay for the cleaning bill.

Jaeger said he was pleased to see that "the kid was totally humiliated, as he should be."

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