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As horse-carcass cannoli-filler Jasha Lottin taught us , knowing one's Star Wars trivia is important. Don't believe me? Here's a local job that will pay

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'Star Wars Writer' Job Is a Gig You'll Obi Want

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As horse-carcass cannoli-filler Jasha Lottin taught us, knowing one's Star Wars trivia is important. Don't believe me? Here's a local job that will pay you (albeit poorly) to know which planet Jedi High Councilmember Plo Koon is from (psst: it's Dorin).

Not that you necessarily have to know that Plo Koon is from Dorin, but you do need to be able to Google it.

Via Seattle Craigslist:

I'm looking for a star wars "expert" who can write some epic poll questions about star wars. I will pay $0.75 per poll question. Each question must be written in the following format: Title of the poll, followed by a minimum 50 word intorduction, a question and then 3-5+ possible answers. If your content is good it will be published and we may need ask you to write on other topics. Please contact me for more details.

Here's my contribution.

HASSLE HOTH

In the Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, just before Han Solo finds Luke Skywalker freezing to death on the planet Hoth and shoves him inside the belly of a dead Tauntaun in order to keep him warm, Luke has a vision. Who does he see?

A) Princess Leia

B) Jar Jar Binks

C) Ben (Obi Wan) Kenobi

D) Jasha Lottin

Answer on next page

It's C: Ben (Obi Wan) Kenobi. He tells Luke that he must go to the Dagobah System and meet Yoda so he can master the Force and learn how to get an X-Wing Fighter out of a swamp.

Now pay me.

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