It's been a while since we've checked in on Seattle's most famous religious idiot, Mark Driscoll, pastor of Mars Hill Megachurch. What subject does this vessel of holy enlightenment want to cover today?
Yoga? Really? Like, the stretching exercise my mom does?
"Should Christians stay away from yoga because of its demonic roots? Totally. Yoga is demonic," Driscoll said. "If you just sign up for a little yoga class, you're signing up for a little demon class."
Driscoll argues in his long-winded post that yoga, by definition is "demonic" because of its ties to Hinduism. He says that no God-fearing Christian can ever partake in yoga because it's "a worship act to spirit beings other than the God of the Bible."
A faithful Christian can no more say they are practicing yoga for Jesus than they can say they are committing adultery for Jesus.
Yes, yoga is not only demonic, it's also adultery.
I could very easily litter this post with more insane block quotes on this subject from Driscoll's possibly syphilitic mind, but I won't subject our readers to that kind of torture.
Speaking of torture, ever try Bikram Yoga? Talk about the fires of hell. . .