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Coffee baron Howard Schultz has much to teach our youth about the wonders of American sport. And for a competitive fee, Schultz can be booked

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Howard Schultz Is Available for Your Next Basketball Coaching Clinic

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Coffee baron Howard Schultz has much to teach our youth about the wonders of American sport. And for a competitive fee, Schultz can be booked for your next "coaching clinic" where he will presumably teach young athletes how to sell their team out for as much cash as possible.

From AthletePromotions.com:

Howard Schultz is now available for celebrity appearances, corporate appearances, personal appearances, casino appearances, tradeshow appearances, convention appearances, celebrity golf tournaments, coaching clinics, corporate sales meetings, autograph signings, endorsement deals, website endorsements, television commercials, radio commercials, store grand openings, VIP Meet & Greets, new product launch campaigns, spokesperson campaigns and speaking engagements. Hire Howard Schultz to meet and mingle with your best corporate clients, friends and business associates. Contact our celebrity agents to find out about Howard Schultz booking fees, costs, availability and upcoming appearance schedule.

Reached by phone a representative from AthletePromotions.com said that it has a booking agent working on getting a quote for a Howard Schultz-led basketball clinic. Unfortunately, we hear that his rates are in the $350 million range.

 
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