Lingerie Football League Announces 'Youth Program' in Shameless Attempt to Get Anyone to Care About Them

What's the best way for a "sports" league that hardly anyone cares about or watches to get attention?

How about by announcing a shocking new program designed to offend both parents and Michael Jackson fans?

Because that's what the Lingerie Football League just did.

With the growing popularity around the LFL, younger and younger girls are starting to dream of playing LFL football.

Are they? Do tell.

In recent months and years, parents of young ladies routinely contact LFL league offices inquiring about everything ranging from what size football do you use to what form of training should I place my daughter into now to prepare her for LFL Football.

I sincerely hope that's not true.

So, what then?

. . . now the league is taking measures to insure many generations of young ladies have the opportunity.

To join the Lingerie Fucking Football League. Thank you, LBL. Anything else?

Via TMZ:

"We ... would like to invite Paris [Jackson, Michael Jackson's 13-year-old daughter] to become the spokesperson for the LFL's youth program and perhaps start training for a future football career in the LFL when she reaches the age of 18."


Final question: Do I give any larger of a shit about the Lingerie Football League (go Seattle Mist!)?

Answer: Perhaps, slightly. Dammit, it worked!

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