Jean-shorted lip demon Courtney Stodden and her Z-list actor husband Doug Hutchison present a special kind of problem for certain writers (or at least for myself). On the one hand, what they do is so phenomenally unimportant that bothering to mention it makes me feel dirty, like I was a 51-year-old who married a 16-year-old bride or something.
But on the other hand, what they do and who they are is so ridiculous that writing about it almost seems obligatory.
At any rate, the disturbing couple's latest antics involve a pumpkin patch--a sexy, sexy pumpkin patch.
RadarOnline reports this morning that the couple was kicked out of a pumpkin patch in the Santa Clarita Valley after pumpkin pickers complained that the pair's photo shoot/public-makeout session was super-nasty.
Sporting jean shorts brought high into a denim wedgie of sorrow, the former Miss Teen Washington loser sucked face with her lecherous hubby while taking photos that will no doubt someday be used to warn children of the dangers of collagen.
This proved too much for onlookers to stomach and when they complained, the pumpkin patch owners 86ed the couple.
Responding to their exit, Stodden later explained her thoughts via Twitter.