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If Neil Skowronek read the following rant into a microphone at a poetry slam, he might win a fourth-place free drink.

Unfortunately for him, he

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Read the Facebook Rant That Helped Get a Seattle Bar Owner Thrown in Jail

Neil Skowronek02.jpg
If Neil Skowronek read the following rant into a microphone at a poetry slam, he might win a fourth-place free drink.

Unfortunately for him, he posted it on Facebook.

Now he's in jail.

Granted, he did also supposedly pull out a gun at his own bar, the Tiger Lounge in Georgetown, and threaten to shoot his bar manager.

But still, King County prosecutors are pretty pissed off about the rant.

Enjoy.

Anytime someone drives at me with their car, celphone in hand, they are breaking the law and I can put them under citizen's arrest because that is a direct threat to my person and I will do whatever is necessary to defend myself. I demand that all records regarding the events of the last month by the Seattle Police Department and any other fake authoritarian element be made a matter of public record. These events are NOT a coincidence, I am clearly being harassed and I now must be compensated.

Like · · about an hour ago near Seattle

is this how half the new restaurant owners in this cow-poking town died? no me - i've had to kill waaaay too many chumps that came at me in LA so fuck off!!

contractors - guess who?

i'm death!

got it?

i don't think you do

you'll understand soon enough?

feel threatened?

why?

PUNKZ!

i'll buy you a drink before you check into the mental ward - K?

and i WONT put any poison in it - just in case you were wondering!!

pies and pints!

now I get to clear out Vashon is - here i come!

fake hunters - meet your match!

Like

the hunt is ON!

and you get to be OFFED!!

1%

usually most chumps don't get it until i have to see that last moment of sorrow in their dying eyes - don't make me do this again and again and again and again and again - i'm retired!!!

steer clear if you think different

1%!

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i sure like my new bike!!!

i don't need no angels - I ride alone

and I'll make sure NOBODY GETS HURT ON THE ROAD - ALWAYS!!

drive safe!

the alternative only happens when I'm being tracked - how obvious can you retards be up here!!!???

duh

Tigerlounge GogoBar every other city calls up and makes fun the the doctors up here because they are RETARDED!

30 minutes ago · Like

Tigerlounge GogoBar SUNNY! thank you for the life that you gave to me!! SUNNY - thank you for the way that you showed for me - I rode into town and you carried a frown - but you just walked away and I'm ready to say - SUNNY if it weren't so true I LOVE YOU!

28 minutes ago · Like

Tigerlounge GogoBar sunny! - YOU BEAT THAT FUCKIN CANCER THAT THEY PUT IN YOU! - sunny - now it's time to seed anything that you do - the darkness is gone and the sun will now shine - you got yours and i got mine - SUNNY! if it weren't so true - I LOVE YOU!

The rest of Skowronek's Facebook page contains a host of seemingly incoherent ramblings, some with 50 or more comments posted, nearly all from himself.

It's clear that, at least in social-networking terms, the man is operating on a different wavelength than your average Facebook user.

At any rate, he stands charged with second-degree assault for fighting with the bar manager he allegedly pulled a gun on. He remains jailed on $200,000 bail, and hasn't updated his Facebook page since.

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