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A victory it taint.
Yelm, Wash.-based UFC welterweight Dennis Hallman wore a package-delivering blue Speedo emblazoned with the words "Training Master" during the Ultimate Fighting

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Dennis Hallman, Yelm UFC Fighter, Dons Speedo, Gets Ass Kicked by Manscaped Brian Ebersole

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A victory it taint.
Yelm, Wash.-based UFC welterweight Dennis Hallman wore a package-delivering blue Speedo emblazoned with the words "Training Master" during the Ultimate Fighting Championship on Saturday.

His opponent, Brian Ebersole, was paid an extra $70,000 to make sure Hallman never wore that outfit again. Ever.

Not to be outdone, Ebersole shaved his chest hair into an arrow-shaped man patch.

Let's have a gander at our two gladiators.

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Dennis "Banana Hammock" Hallman.

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Brian "Best Chest" Ebersole.

Despite Hallman's initial chode-scissor takedown, Ebersole was eventually able to break free and revert to the classic beat-your-fucking-face-in technique.

Here's the full fight (minus some annoying satellite issues).


Dennis Hallman vs. Brian Ebersole. by mmaufa

USA Today reports that UFC President Dana White told reporters that Ebersole was given a $70,000 bonus for "getting those horrifying shorts off TV as soon as possible."

White also took questions about Hallman's supposedly unapproved and unwelcome wardrobe choice, after the match.

Q: If Dennis Hallman had won, what would you have done?

White: Oh, my God.

I'm seriously [ticked] off at the guys who work for us that let him walk out with those things on. I've never been so embarrassed to be in the UFC as I was then.

Q: Do you actually have some sort of uniform code?

We do now. [reporters laugh] We do now.

You know what I thought we had? I thought we had some common sense, you know what I mean? At least a little bit of common sense.

That was a really bad moment. I was horrified by that.

Is it weird that I found Hallman's face being smashed to bits a little harder to watch than his be-Speedoed dong?

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