We're generally fans of public arts funding here at Seattle Weekly. Really we are. But there are times when we understand why the Dori Monsons of the world get their boxers in a bunch over taxpayer money going to such a subjective discipline, and this weekend's publicly funded Long Walk, effectively a $20,000 nature walk for a few dozen urbanites (including Publicola journalist Erica Barnett) on the taxpayer's dole, is one such time.
Only all this eclecticism (Capitol Hill muralist dk pan is among the "several more") isn't what taxpayers get, it's what the 50 people on the Long Walk--a four-day, 45-mile schlep from Magnuson Park to Snoqualmie Falls--get. "Along the route, participants will experience a shift in their sense of time, a new understanding of the local geography, and the creation of an interstitial culture," promises the event's website. They also get fed gourmet food in the woods by Corson Building chef Matt Dillon. You get to foot the bill--gratuity included!--for that too. (And spare me the "but it's funded through a visitor tax" bit; public money's public money.)
The art created and experienced on this pilgrimage might end up being the best art created in the history of mankind. The participants will likely end up feeling ultra-enriched and become oral ambassadors for the county trail system, and $20,000 is a drop in the big, badass budget's bucket, relatively speaking. But unless The Long Walk morphs into something that's truly open to the public versus 50 in-the-know urban scenesters, no mechanic in Kent should ever again have to shell out even 1/100th of a cent for shifts in sense of time and the creation of an interstitial culture.