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In general, children provide no services other than functioning as ever-sucking vacuums of wealth, time, and joy in life.

Thankfully, once their legs get long

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SeaTac Dad Arrested for Making Young Son Drive His Drunk Ass Home

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In general, children provide no services other than functioning as ever-sucking vacuums of wealth, time, and joy in life.

Thankfully, once their legs get long enough to reach the gas and brake pedals on a car, kids can be made to perform a limited number of useful tasks.

For one, when Dad gets too drunk to drive, a young teen can drive him home.

Like this guy:

A 40-year-old SeaTac man was jailed on suspicion of reckless endangerment Sunday after State Patrol troopers stopped his silver Lincoln on South 166th Street in SeaTac.

Behind the wheel was the man's 13-year-old son. According to the State Patrol, dad was drunk, so son was driving.

Having stopped the car at 12 p.m., the trooper observed the vehicle had a broken windshield and the driver was very young looking, according to a press statement. As the car traveled the driver was "violently stomping the brakes."

The dad was charged with reckless endangerment and allowing an unauthorized person to drive, which, frankly, is still better than a DUI.

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