In anticipation of this weekend's planned protest by the Westboro Baptist Church (those nice folks with the "God-hates-fags" signs) outside his church in Auburn, Mars Hill pastor Mark Driscoll penned the following brilliant welcome.
The WBC was in town, as its members wrote, "to picket the false prophet and blind lemmings at Mars Hill Whore House where they teach the lies that God love [sic] everyone and Jesus died for the sins of all of mankind."
Thus, Driscoll put out this flyer as a welcome.
No word on if the WBC members ate the donuts.
Also on Sunday, the WBC picketed the SlutWalk in Capitol Hill, a fast-spreading social movement in which women march while wearing skimpy clothing as a way of protesting the notion that dressing like "sluts" makes them liable for being raped.