Why You Shouldn't Steal Tip Jars (And Why You Especially Shouldn't Run Into the Street in Front of a Bus)

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You shouldn't steal tip jars, period. It's a dick move, and one that will likely only net you $10 to $20. But if you're determined to be that guy, you really should look both ways before you run into the street with the stolen prize.

Otherwise you could help make a headline like this:

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Apparently the guy walked into an undisclosed downtown business and took off with the tip jar. And despite no one chasing him, he supposedly ran right in front of a bus.

The man was hit, and though he's still alive, he's in critical condition.

We wish him a full recovery, because no one deserves to be hit by a bus, even tip-jar thieves.

But still. Don't steal stuff, kids. And furthermore, watch out for friggin' buses.

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