Five Horrible Ways For You to Kill Osama Bin Laden (Or Yourself) Online

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Work sucks! Killing Osama bin Laden on the Internet rules!

Actually, most of these games are as cartoonishly racist as they are poorly made. But who cares? You get to blow off bin Laden's head with guns and pummel his face with fists!

Here's the five best (or worst, depending on your appreciation of Flash gaming and/or attitude toward violent video games).

1. Kill Osama bin Laden

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In this two-level joke of a game you try and shoot Osama targets that pop up in a Muslim-looking building. All pretty harmless until the end when you just blast away at a bloody face/stump.

2. Kill Osama Bin Laden Flash Game

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This one is even more uncreative than its name would suggest. Simply shoot the bin Laden heads that move across the screen with your gun and you win the prize of losing several minutes of your life.

3. Spec Ops: War on Terror

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This game actually had a little more work put into it than the previous two. There are four levels, three of which have you shooting at terrorists who run all over the screen shooting guns, and one in which a dazed and duke-less Al Qaeda chief stands before you and lets you punch the shit out of his face. Sweet.

4. Free Shoot Bin Laden Flash Game

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Another strong title from the creative minds of the Internet's programming dregs. This gem of modern stereotyping takes place in "Bin Laden Liquors" and challenges you to shoot the bearded likeness of America's enemy/cranky convenience store clerk, while avoiding the naked-and-gagged white guys. Good luck!

5. MUJAHEDIN (The Game)

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In this one, the tables are turned and gamers are challenged to join bin Laden, wear a bunch of explosives and blow themselves up inside an Army base. Succeed and Osama will make you his "drinking buddy" and gives you "bitches." It's actually pretty awful. But it's worth it just for the author's note that now says:

WTF?! I SPENT THE LAST FEW WEEKS TO CREATE THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE AND NOW ONE OF ITS MAIN PROTAGONISTS IS SIMPLY DEAD? THANK YOU USA, YOU SCREWED ME OVER!!!

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