At this point anyone who lives in Seattle, knows anything about computers, and is still unemployed just isn't trying. Amazon added 11,800 employees in the last year--4,200 in the last quarter alone. Right now there are more than 2,000 Amazon job openings right here in Seattle. All one has to do is figure out what the hell the job titles actually mean.
That's where we come in.
Here are the 10 most garbled and incomprehensible job titles listed on Amazon's job page, along with a simple translation of what the job title should be called.