Don Derfler's neighbor in Portland got an unexpected delivery from the U.S. Postal Service last week. We'll give you a hint: It was poop.
KSN reports that Derfler was looking out his front window when he saw the postal carrier walk up, drop trou, then deliver his parcel over the fence.
"He started pulling his pants down and started defecating and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures," said Derfler.
And take pictures he did.
Like this one:
Derfler notified USPS about the dookie delivery, and they suspended the carrier without pay while they investigate.
I'm going to go ahead and guess that was the one day he'd agreed to drink the Metamucil his wife put out for him.